tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-40570445256579778582024-03-13T10:58:38.733-07:00Whose Blog is it Anyway?I was watching some "Whose Line Is It Anyway". And I thought "I wonder if the points really do matter. I should keep track." And I realized that it was bad idea, but decided to keep track anyway. And figured I'd make a blog about it.
I'll probably end up ranting about other stuff (theology, anime, video games, tic tacs, etc.), but mainly The Whoseline Points. Probably.
If you think it's stupid, you're right. I just don't care.J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-24908106830649259152010-08-22T11:31:00.000-07:002010-08-22T12:03:44.652-07:00The points are just like pizza to Yorick.<a href="http://watchwliia.blogspot.com/2009/09/wliia-us-season-2-episode-8.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Season 2, Episode 8</span></a><br /><br />And welcome to yet another completely pointless installment of the blog. If you're reading this, you're probably the only one.<br /><br />Anyway, the first game of this episode is Let's Make A Date.<br /><br />Wayne is a strict, overbearing schoolmarm, Colin is an uptight model doing her first erotic photo shoot (uh oh), and Ryan is a frat boy showing off to his buddies in the audience.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/THFuSuqbJQI/AAAAAAAAAdg/BISMPHVgkdI/s1600/s2e8-68076.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/THFuSuqbJQI/AAAAAAAAAdg/BISMPHVgkdI/s320/s2e8-68076.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5508305087293498626" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">And as usual, everything combines</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">in a horrifying way.</span> </span></div><br />The DTD in London receives 1000 points for some reason.<br /><br />Next up is Film, Tv, and Theater styles, featuring Colin and Josie as boss and secretary staying at Ryan's creepy hotel.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/THFu3r0ctuI/AAAAAAAAAdo/QJyKT8jlnHM/s1600/s2e8-70877.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/THFu3r0ctuI/AAAAAAAAAdo/QJyKT8jlnHM/s320/s2e8-70877.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5508305722185397986" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">So naturally, someone</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">ends up dead.</span></span><br /></div><br />Just like in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psycho_%281960_film%29"><span style="font-style: italic;">Psycho</span></a>.<br /><br />Also Ryan sticks his face in the camera.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/THFwnUS67VI/AAAAAAAAAdw/u9Ec9kM-FfE/s1600/s2e8-71311.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/THFwnUS67VI/AAAAAAAAAdw/u9Ec9kM-FfE/s320/s2e8-71311.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5508307640016104786" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >It's what he does.</span><br /></div><br />Hugh Hefner receives 10,000,000 points for some reason.<br /><br />We then go to Newsflash.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/THFw7IPKwbI/AAAAAAAAAd4/1CrQmHBfuY8/s1600/s2e8-72142.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/THFw7IPKwbI/AAAAAAAAAd4/1CrQmHBfuY8/s320/s2e8-72142.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5508307980376523186" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Hope you don't have</span> <a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear_of_snakes">Ophidiophobia</a><span style="font-family:arial;">.</span></span><br /></div><br /><br />No points. Only some trauma for people who don't like snakes.<br /><br />The next game is Weird Newscasters, with Josie as characters from Shakespeare, Wayne on an out of control treadmill, and Ryan as a baseball player who has to hit a home run to win the world series.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/THFyO3etB_I/AAAAAAAAAeA/g8KGvmUkzjI/s1600/s2e8-73927.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/THFyO3etB_I/AAAAAAAAAeA/g8KGvmUkzjI/s320/s2e8-73927.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5508309418987292658" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Apparently Colin's head is shiny</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">enough to qualify as a skull.</span></span><br /></div><br />Everyone gets 1000 points.<br /><br />The final scoring game is a Punk Rock Duet with Josie and Wayne, singing to Kenny.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/THFyohMJKTI/AAAAAAAAAeI/0Z_Vmj8FBO8/s1600/s2e8-77635.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/THFyohMJKTI/AAAAAAAAAeI/0Z_Vmj8FBO8/s320/s2e8-77635.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5508309859680463154" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: arial;">The </span><a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramones">Ramones</a><span style="font-family: arial;">, they ain't.</span></span><br /></div><br />No points.<br /><br /><br />Final Tally:<br />Wayne: 1000<br />Josie: 1000<br />Colin: 1000<br />Ryan: 1000<br />DTD in London: 1000<br />Hugh Hefner: 10,000,000<br />Total: 10,005,000<br /><br />So Hugh Hefner has the most points. But Wayne wins. Apparently for no other reason than he's Wayne Brady.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative Total: Season 2, Episodes 1-8: 13,056,700</span>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-34998963646969795272010-07-25T11:41:00.000-07:002010-07-25T12:06:03.053-07:00The points are just like Golf to an amoeba.<a href="http://watchwliia.blogspot.com/2009/09/wliia-us-season-2-episode-7.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Season 2, Episode 7</span></a><br /><br />I told you I'd update again. Not going to bother with awarding my own points because I have to much other stuff to do.<br /><br />Episode 7 starts off with Let's Make a Date, with Brad as a monster truck pull announcer, Colin as a winner of the Miss World competition, and Ryan turning into King Kong.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TEyGsejVGtI/AAAAAAAAAcQ/dwF78JTQLkQ/s1600/s2e7-101943.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TEyGsejVGtI/AAAAAAAAAcQ/dwF78JTQLkQ/s320/s2e7-101943.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5497917343786146514" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">So Ryan and Colin act like they usually do.</span></span><br /></div><br /><br />Drew awards an indistinct number of points to the Television Critics, but because he couldn't be bothered to enunciate, I won't be bothered to figure out the number.<br /><br />Next up is Superheroes:<br />*Brad is Prissy Boy, with the power to act like Bakura*<br />*Ryan is Captain Frisksalot, with the power to avoid Sexual Harassment suits<br />*Colin is the Bitter-Divorce Kid, with no actual superpower; he just sort of showed up<br />*Wayne is the Dirty Dancing Kid, you already know what his power is.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TEyH3zQQXEI/AAAAAAAAAcY/dC4A7aVw0Ow/s1600/s2e6-105130.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TEyH3zQQXEI/AAAAAAAAAcY/dC4A7aVw0Ow/s320/s2e6-105130.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5497918637833477186" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Doing the worm.</span></span><br /></div><br /><br />The real Prissy Boy receives 1000 points as an apology for Drew giving out his email on national tv.<br /><br />Next up is the Ballad of Leonard the Lawyer.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TEyIWJ8PlXI/AAAAAAAAAcg/IdmWuw_X5uo/s1600/s2e6-105352.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TEyIWJ8PlXI/AAAAAAAAAcg/IdmWuw_X5uo/s320/s2e6-105352.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5497919159319631218" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">He can't be an outlaw, he clearly isn't wearing chaps.</span></span><br /></div><br />No points.<br /><br />Next is If You Know What I Mean aka The Game that Drives the Censors Nuts: Auto Race edition.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TEyI6xGtdCI/AAAAAAAAAco/1WUJl0Oa15Y/s1600/s2e7-107942.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TEyI6xGtdCI/AAAAAAAAAco/1WUJl0Oa15Y/s320/s2e7-107942.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5497919788307805218" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">They're checking out Brad's shoes,</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">if you know what I mean...</span></span><br /></div><br />Still no points.<br /><br />The final scoring game is Greatest Hits: Golf. I have to admit, I do not understand the point of golf**, so I have no idea why you would make a cd about it. But that's kinda the point of Greatest Hits, so here we go.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TEyJh8-z6_I/AAAAAAAAAcw/59CfkwVqEWM/s1600/s2e7-109010.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TEyJh8-z6_I/AAAAAAAAAcw/59CfkwVqEWM/s320/s2e7-109010.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5497920461510798322" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I took this picture two weeks ago and</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">do not remember the context at all.</span></span><br /></div><br />Final Tally:<br />Brad: 0<br />Wayne: 0<br />Colin: 0<br />Ryan: 0<br />TV Critics: Indeterminate<br />Prissy Boy: 1000<br />Total: 1000<br /><br />So...uh...I guess Prissy Boy has the most points. But because he isn't actually the show, Colin and Ryan share the victory.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative Total: Season 2, Episodes 1-7: 3,051,700</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />*Watch a few of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/CardGamesFTW#p/c/6CC64DAB9CB85C51/0/-32NGYLqwAQ">these</a> if you don't get it.<br />** With the exceptions of Mario Golf and Miniature Golf, of course.</span>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-69134608185359789552010-07-11T13:54:00.000-07:002010-07-11T13:56:33.783-07:00I will update again eventually.Haven't been able to update because of work schedule. Now am getting off work to go on vacation.<br />In the mean time, the <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/WhoseLineIsItAnyway">TvTropes Crowning Moment of Funny Page for Whose Line</a>. Watch the Youtube clips on it or something.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TDov6zkioYI/AAAAAAAAAcI/YRkA_PTC3T0/s1600/129169522465365205.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TDov6zkioYI/AAAAAAAAAcI/YRkA_PTC3T0/s320/129169522465365205.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492755382854132098" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Also, a surfing AT-AT.<br /></span></div>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-91382558040304286202010-06-27T11:58:00.000-07:002010-07-25T11:42:36.564-07:00The points are just like the American version of Godzilla<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TCe8ortH4EI/AAAAAAAAAcA/7lFyVEI0GCs/s1600/vlcsnap-84591.png"><br /></a><a href="http://watchwliia.blogspot.com/2009/09/wliia-us-season-2-episode-6.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Season 2, Episode 6</span></a><br /><br />No, I have not forgotten completely about the blog. I just haven't had time. And still don't, so this post is probably going to stink.<br /><br />The first game of the episode is Weird Newscasters, with Colin as a guy desperate for attention:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TCek6CkzegI/AAAAAAAAAbI/wKOkKd837hs/s1600/vlcsnap-83882.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TCek6CkzegI/AAAAAAAAAbI/wKOkKd837hs/s320/vlcsnap-83882.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5487535988004846082" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >Kinda hard to ignore...</span><br /></div><br /><br />Wayne Brady as a Karate Black Belt beating someone up.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TCelYVfKkFI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/8Tq4nR8VKvE/s1600/bbelt.gif"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 105px; height: 105px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TCelYVfKkFI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/8Tq4nR8VKvE/s320/bbelt.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5487536508477542482" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >This is not Wayne Brady*</span><br /></div><br /><br />Ryan is a Lifeguard who spots a woman drowning.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TCel8a2KMNI/AAAAAAAAAbg/9zgzHYr8mLQ/s1600/vlcsnap-83072.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TCel8a2KMNI/AAAAAAAAAbg/9zgzHYr8mLQ/s320/vlcsnap-83072.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5487537128391454930" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">..and apparently pulling her under himself.</span></span><br /></div><br />No one gets any points from Drew.<br /><br />I give Colin 3oo for "Looking at bald men gives you good luck!" and 500 to the random woman that Ryan dragged out of the audience.<br /><br />The next game is Song Styles, in which Wayne must sing a Tina Turner song to Jim the Army Recruiter.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TCeng2bwDsI/AAAAAAAAAbo/nE4bS1AwDqo/s1600/vlcsnap-83595.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TCeng2bwDsI/AAAAAAAAAbo/nE4bS1AwDqo/s320/vlcsnap-83595.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5487538853783801538" border="0" /></a><br />Drew gives Jim's army buddies 1000 points.<br /><br />After that is Scenes from a Hat, featuring such scenes as "Germany's #1 Sitcom", "Things you never hear in the boxing ring", and "inappropriate show and tell items".<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TCeoB5hPMcI/AAAAAAAAAbw/8dEYzsklRGg/s1600/vlcsnap-84340.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TCeoB5hPMcI/AAAAAAAAAbw/8dEYzsklRGg/s320/vlcsnap-84340.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5487539421547803074" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Such as a Tapeworm.</span></span><br /></div><br />Still no points for anyone.<br />I think Colin should have gotten some for his inexplicable "They have escaaaaaped!" and "I'm a white Canadian! I have a chance!"<br /><br />Next up is a Newsflash, featuring a ripoff of Godzilla:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TCeoiR3b81I/AAAAAAAAAb4/chtTVVDDOz0/s1600/vlcsnap-84433.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TCeoiR3b81I/AAAAAAAAAb4/chtTVVDDOz0/s320/vlcsnap-84433.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5487539977839178578" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">At least it's not a guy in a suit.</span></span><br /></div><br />Still no points awarded.<br /><br />The final scoring game is 3-Headed Broadway Star, singing the hit love song "Bubbles" from <span style="font-style: italic;">Loch Ness Monster: The Musical</span>.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TCe8ortH4EI/AAAAAAAAAcA/7lFyVEI0GCs/s1600/vlcsnap-84591.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TCe8ortH4EI/AAAAAAAAAcA/7lFyVEI0GCs/s320/vlcsnap-84591.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5487562078087012418" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I have nothing to say.</span></span><br /></div><br />Still no points for any of the regulars.<br /><br />Final Tally:<br />Denny: 0<br />Wayne: 0<br />Colin: 0<br />Ryan: 0<br />Jim's army buddies: 1000<br />Total points: 1000<br /><br />So Jim's army buddies win. But because they aren't on the show, Denny is declared the winner.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative Total: Season 2, Episodes 1-6: 3,050,700<br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />*It's Black Belt from Final Fantasy I</span>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-87193070152459292892010-05-31T17:35:00.000-07:002010-05-31T18:18:39.494-07:00The points are just like hair gel to a nun.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TARfyxzSzeI/AAAAAAAAAao/W2jjoECtsSE/s1600/129144915979867853.jpg"><br /></a><br /><a href="http://watchwliia.blogspot.com/2009/09/wliia-us-season-2-episode-5.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Season Two, Episode Five</span></a><br /><br />Ok, I promised myself I get at least one more post done in May, so here it is. I'm on vacation now, so don't expect it to be any good whatsoever.<br /><br />First game this time around is Weird Newscasters. Chip is in the middle of a Musical, Wayne is Drew's #1 teenage fan, and Ryan is trying to quell rumors that he's gay.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TARW8KspGcI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/XICO_9TO35o/s1600/vlcsnap-10717.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TARW8KspGcI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/XICO_9TO35o/s320/vlcsnap-10717.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477598638453103042" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Although I think Chip is more</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">suspicious in that regard.</span></span><br /><br /></div><br />But anyway, there really isn't much else of note that happens outside of Wayne getting audience members involved again.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TARXWutoM9I/AAAAAAAAAaA/_Om5bvRhzm8/s1600/s2e5.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TARXWutoM9I/AAAAAAAAAaA/_Om5bvRhzm8/s320/s2e5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477599094797513682" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">She's just happy to be on tv.</span></span><br /></div><br /><br />Anyway, Drew gives everyone 1000 points.<br /><br />I give Colin 700 points for his lead-in: "9 out of 10 Americans agree that out of ten people, one American will always disagree with the other 9." Wayne gets 500 for the audience participation.<br /><br /><br />Next is Duet, in which Wayne and Chip sing a "Jumpin Jive" song to Connie the receptionist.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TARYm-mlcJI/AAAAAAAAAaI/kQjs0dUjzc0/s1600/s2e5-2.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TARYm-mlcJI/AAAAAAAAAaI/kQjs0dUjzc0/s320/s2e5-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477600473452474514" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"> <span style="font-family:arial;">I have absolutely no idea what "jive" is</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">supposed to be, apart from the "</span><a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bhTxvzrUFo">I speak Jive</a><span style="font-family:arial;">"</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">scene from </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >Airplane</span><span style="font-family:arial;">.</span></span><br /></div><br /><br />Moving on to something I actually understand, we have Scenes from a Hat, featuring such scenes as "Bad Valentine's Day gifts", "Bad Jeopardy Categories", and "Favorite Pranks of Nuns".<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TARaU1jt-SI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/SCZeVTF2Nmo/s1600/s2e5-3.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TARaU1jt-SI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/SCZeVTF2Nmo/s320/s2e5-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477602360810141986" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;">"BAAAAHHH!!!"</span></span></div><br />No points from Drew here, but I have a some to give out:<br />500 to Colin for "Yeah, this town's big enough for the two of us"<br />400 to Ryan for "It's a gun"<br />500 to Chip for "Things Nobody Knows"<br /><br />Next game is Whose Line: Gone with the Wind. Nothing like desecrating the classics.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TARbpuk_riI/AAAAAAAAAaY/PUSmmp_Uidw/s1600/s2e5-5.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TARbpuk_riI/AAAAAAAAAaY/PUSmmp_Uidw/s320/s2e5-5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477603819225329186" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">"You look like two pigs wrestling</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">under a blanket."</span></span><br /></div><br />Colin and Ryan get 1000 points each from Drew.<br />I give Ryan 500 for doing...whatever that accent is he's trying to do, and deduct 800 from Colin for saying "Two thongs don't make a right".<br /><br />The final scoring game is Hoedown. Because Hoedown is visually boring, instead you get the cookie monster mugging a wrestler.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TARfyxzSzeI/AAAAAAAAAao/W2jjoECtsSE/s1600/129144915979867853.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 239px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TARfyxzSzeI/AAAAAAAAAao/W2jjoECtsSE/s320/129144915979867853.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477608372755942882" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/TARd2T57ZII/AAAAAAAAAag/G-9mYhsRTDo/s1600/azushoe2.gif"><br /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >I don't need a reason.</span><br /></div><br />No points for this game.<br /><br />Final Tally:<br />Chip: 1000<br />Wayne: 1000<br />Colin: 2000<br />Ryan: 2000<br />Total Points: 6000<br /><br />Colin and Ryan tie for the win, but Chip wins. Because the points don't matter. Obviously.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative Total: Season 2, Episodes 1-5: 3,049,700</span>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-79373262815198820892010-05-13T16:07:00.000-07:002010-05-13T16:43:04.086-07:00The points are just like toilet paper to a Canadian mummy<a href="http://watchwliia.blogspot.com/2009/09/wliia-us-season-2-episode-4.html">Season Two, Episode Four</a><br /><br />And we begin another episode of Whose Line with a game of "Let's Make a Date", with Greg as an exorcist, Colin as a rabid Canadian hockey player, and Ryan as a strip club bouncer.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-yHMWwABzI/AAAAAAAAAYg/zFa11rPmVgw/s1600/s2e4-1.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-yHMWwABzI/AAAAAAAAAYg/zFa11rPmVgw/s320/s2e4-1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470896293683398450" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">It quickly devolves into chaos.</span></span><br /></div><br />Ryan gets 5000 points from Drew.<br /><br />I give Wayne 500 points for thinking that Greg is an "exerciser" (or "exorcisor", whatever).<br /><br />Blah blah blah blah "Film Dub", Blah blah blah.<br />Blah.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-yH-_7r_DI/AAAAAAAAAYo/8yoUIbteAuY/s1600/vlcsnap-151610.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-yH-_7r_DI/AAAAAAAAAYo/8yoUIbteAuY/s320/vlcsnap-151610.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470897163731729458" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">"Blah blah blah!"<br />"Blah blah blah blah."<br /></span></span></div><br />Blah blah 1000 points blah Greg, Colin, blah Ryan. Blah blah.<br /><br />Next up is "Three Headed Broadway Star", featuring the breakout hit "Flea Dip" from the musical, <span style="font-style: italic;">Bob</span>.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-yJMLqBsII/AAAAAAAAAYw/jSClcPJTL2w/s1600/s2e4-3.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-yJMLqBsII/AAAAAAAAAYw/jSClcPJTL2w/s320/s2e4-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470898489728807042" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">No one has any idea what they're</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">singing about.</span></span><br /></div><br />No one gets any points from Drew.<br />I give 1000 points to whoever suggested "Bob" as the name of the musical.<br /><br />"Film, TV, and Theater Styles" is next, with 2 archaeologists opening the tomb of the Mummy. The mummy is Canadian. You know what that means.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-yLRRqghqI/AAAAAAAAAY4/w3HZ2U7h40Q/s1600/s2e4-4.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-yLRRqghqI/AAAAAAAAAY4/w3HZ2U7h40Q/s320/s2e4-4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470900776264042146" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I've never seen a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingmar_Bergman">Bergman</a> film,</span> <span style="font-family:arial;"><br />but I'm sure it can't be this good.</span></span><br /></div><br />Ryan gets 1000 points.<br /><br />I give 1000 points to everyone for the whole "Bergman film" section, which is hilarious.<br /><br />The final game is "Greatest Hits: Songs of the Dogwalker", in which Wayne,<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-yL0XNDhPI/AAAAAAAAAZA/MGp-YbXY8a4/s1600/s2e4-5.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-yL0XNDhPI/AAAAAAAAAZA/MGp-YbXY8a4/s320/s2e4-5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470901379046540530" border="0" /></a><br />...sings a romantic ballad of some sort.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-yMH_YmALI/AAAAAAAAAZI/FSqf8GO1AUg/s1600/s2e4-6.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-yMH_YmALI/AAAAAAAAAZI/FSqf8GO1AUg/s320/s2e4-6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470901716249870514" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Awwwwww.</span></span></div><br />No points from Drew, although I give Colin 1000 points for "In High School, I was belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band, until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school."<br /><br />Final Tally:<br />Greg: 1000<br />Wayne: 0<br />Colin: 1000<br />Ryan: 7000<br />Total Points: 9000<br /><br />Wayne wins, despite having no points, while Ryan has 7000. The points don't matter, what did you expect?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative Total: Season 2, Episodes 1-4: 3,043,700</span>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-30524732112223506642010-05-08T15:14:00.000-07:002010-05-08T15:42:50.285-07:00The points are just like a parka in miami.<a href="http://watchwliia.blogspot.com/2009/09/wliia-us-season-2-episode-3.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Season Two, Episode Three</span></a><br /><br />This episode of Whose Line kicks off with Weird Newscasters. Greg is a heckler, Wayne is a precocious multi-talented child star, and Ryan is an angry NBA player about to be objected.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-XkPepCZ8I/AAAAAAAAAW0/zL6ywqcXJao/s1600/s1e3-1.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-XkPepCZ8I/AAAAAAAAAW0/zL6ywqcXJao/s320/s1e3-1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469028277085693890" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Why is he wearing a fez?</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">I have no idea.</span></span><br /></div><br />Greg acts like a drunken heckler, Wayne acts like himself 20 years younger, and Ryan does what he always does.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-XkuHSXaJI/AAAAAAAAAW8/l0TnIX8LRQw/s1600/s1e3-2.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-XkuHSXaJI/AAAAAAAAAW8/l0TnIX8LRQw/s320/s1e3-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469028803392530578" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Sticks his face in the camera.</span><span style="font-family:arial;">..</span></span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-Xk9uEGZwI/AAAAAAAAAXE/2xcyJ09-Qro/s1600/s2e3-3.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-Xk9uEGZwI/AAAAAAAAAXE/2xcyJ09-Qro/s320/s2e3-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469029071499716354" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >...and trashes the studio.</span><br /></div><br />Drew gives everyone 1000 points, but docks 500 from Ryan for not kicking a photographer.<br />I give Greg 500 points for "Nice Haircut! Lose a bet?" and Ryan 500 for trashing the stage.<br /><br />Next up is the most politically incorrect game ever, African Chant.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-XluXC-3GI/AAAAAAAAAXM/qa03NgiCZV4/s1600/s2e3-4.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-XluXC-3GI/AAAAAAAAAXM/qa03NgiCZV4/s320/s2e3-4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469029907134602338" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Can't think of a caption. Too<br />distracted by Wayne's uber-shiny<br />shirt.<br /></span></span></div><br />I can't really understand what Drew says when he awards the points, but I'm pretty sure I heard "1000" in there somewhere, so that's what everybody gets.<br /><br />I give Wayne 500 for his spelling thing.<br /><br />Then we have scenes from a hat. Colin fails geography.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-Xmlypn7vI/AAAAAAAAAXU/XqUr0HPan0g/s1600/s2e3-5.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-Xmlypn7vI/AAAAAAAAAXU/XqUr0HPan0g/s320/s2e3-5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469030859437240050" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">"Florida. Not to be confused with Miami."</span></span><br /></div><br />Drew awards nothing, I give Colin 500 points for covering up his mistake.<br /><br /><br />Moving on, we have Change Emotion, with Greg, Colin, and Ryan as big game hunters lost in a jungle. The giant jungle knife is "rage" and the canteen is....oh crap...."lust". This cannot possibly end well. Especially if someone ends up holding both of these things...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-XnYXa_2CI/AAAAAAAAAXc/xn5qSMXlXZQ/s1600/s2e3-6.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-XnYXa_2CI/AAAAAAAAAXc/xn5qSMXlXZQ/s320/s2e3-6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469031728301463586" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">See what I mean?</span></span><br /></div><br />Ok, let's get far far away from that, shall we? Everybody gets 1000 points.<br /><br />Last scoring game is Greatest Hits: Songs of the Exterminator.<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-Xn88qRJoI/AAAAAAAAAXk/jdXwWN50q-Q/s1600/s2e3-7.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S-Xn88qRJoI/AAAAAAAAAXk/jdXwWN50q-Q/s320/s2e3-7.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469032356772914818" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: arial;">Wayne doesn't know that termites</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">have chewed through the piano legs.</span></span><br /></div>No points.<br /><br />Final tally:<br />Greg: 3000<br />Wayne: 2000<br />Colin: 3000<br />Ryan: 2500<br />Total points: 10,500<br /><br />Colin and Greg tie for first place, but only Greg wins. Colin gets shafted.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative Total: Season 2, Episodes 1-3: 3,034,700</span>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-57354491065818082752010-04-30T19:55:00.000-07:002010-04-30T21:00:12.345-07:00The points are just like sympathy to a Drill Sergeant<span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://watchwliia.blogspot.com/2009/09/wliia-us-season-2-episode-2.html">Season Two, Episode Two</a><br /></span><br /><br />And I finally get around to doing another post. Of course, no one reads this anyway, so it doesn't really matter a whole lot. Also, I'm going to show off my lack of <a href="http://www.gimp.org/">GIMP</a> skills.<br /><br />Weird Newscasters is the first game, with Colin as a Gangster in a getaway car, Wayne is in love with the camera man, and Ryan is plugging a hole in a leaky dam.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S9uajtXPtqI/AAAAAAAAAVk/l0kFM5NnCr8/s1600/vlcsnap-1804820-2.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S9uajtXPtqI/AAAAAAAAAVk/l0kFM5NnCr8/s320/vlcsnap-1804820-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466132511007422114" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >Yes, having that hat is the only<br />thing required for being<br />a gangster.</span><br /></div><br />Naturally, Ryan's attempt to prevent the dam from leaking ends in an epic fail.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S9ubFo0sfUI/AAAAAAAAAVs/6o3k3ScyBZ8/s1600/s2e2-2.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S9ubFo0sfUI/AAAAAAAAAVs/6o3k3ScyBZ8/s320/s2e2-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466133093904317762" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">See, this is why you don't skimp</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">on construction materials.</span></span><br /></div><br />Drew awards Larry the Cameraman 1000 points for putting up with Wayne's advances.<br /><br />I give Ryan 700 points for "To all my friends in Pomona, sorry you have to live there", and also for utterly failing his mission.<br /><br /><br />The Duet game that comes next features Wayne and Brad singing to Cheryl a writer/mom, in the style of some band called the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gypsy_Kings">Gipsy Kings</a>.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S9udHvc6BqI/AAAAAAAAAV8/nJsg0YfhXcg/s1600/s2e2-3.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S9udHvc6BqI/AAAAAAAAAV8/nJsg0YfhXcg/s320/s2e2-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466135329066583714" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I am aware that the lettering</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">on Brad's crown is now backwards.</span></span><br /></div><br />Brad and Wayne each get 9000 points from Drew.<br /><br />Next game is Newsflash, with Colin Mochrie being sent to the field...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S9udrDzy1_I/AAAAAAAAAWE/0vgFh0YYtwI/s1600/vlcsnap-1809465.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S9udrDzy1_I/AAAAAAAAAWE/0vgFh0YYtwI/s320/vlcsnap-1809465.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466135935826712562" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">...underwater, with sharks.</span></span><br /></div><br />Well, I supposed he could be worse off.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S9ue0-NKJXI/AAAAAAAAAWM/pKIwCbBG2-o/s1600/s2e2-4.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S9ue0-NKJXI/AAAAAAAAAWM/pKIwCbBG2-o/s320/s2e2-4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466137205632804210" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">It's just a joke, I don't</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">really hate Spongebob*.</span></span><br /></div><br />Think about where he could have ended up.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S9ugPZqF1kI/AAAAAAAAAWU/7Jek6iq3IQE/s1600/s2e2-5.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 306px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S9ugPZqF1kI/AAAAAAAAAWU/7Jek6iq3IQE/s320/s2e2-5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466138759190140482" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I'm aware most people</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">probably won't get this joke**.</span></span><br /></div><br />Drew gives no points, but I, as much as I hate puns, will give him 300 points for using the phrase "an act of Cod". No one else could get away with that.<br /><br />Next up is Party Quirks: Wayne is a tape being rewound and fast-forwarded, Colin is a waiter on a cruise ship during a storm, and Ryan is a hyperactive lap dog looking for a lap.<br /><br />Needless to say, this image pretty much sums up the game:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S9uiUGpXzPI/AAAAAAAAAWk/w-d8ae7Wn6g/s1600/s2e2-6-2.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S9uiUGpXzPI/AAAAAAAAAWk/w-d8ae7Wn6g/s320/s2e2-6-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466141039009451250" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">What? I had crappily photoshop</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >something</span><span style="font-family:arial;"> into the picture.</span></span><br /></div><br />No one gets any points, but I give the guy in the picture 500 points. Just because.<br /><br />The final scoring game is Scenes from a Hat.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S9ukVDYildI/AAAAAAAAAWs/1HauEm25Cm4/s1600/s2e2-7.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S9ukVDYildI/AAAAAAAAAWs/1HauEm25Cm4/s320/s2e2-7.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466143254336673234" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: arial;">"I just want to stand here and</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">stare at my privates!"</span></span><br /></div><br />Okay, not gonna touch that one with a ten foot pole. Drew gives no points, but I'll give Colin 700 points; 500 for his "Corpses Bobbing in the Sea" song, and 200 for "I'm Colin Mochrie for Rogaine". Wayne gets 500 points from me for "I'm Mike Tyson for Encyclopedia Britannica!"<br /><br />Final Tally:<br />Wayne: 9000<br />Brad: 9000<br />Colin: 0<br />Ryan: 0<br />Larry The Camera Guy: 1000<br />Total Points: 19,000<br /><br />Wayne and Brad tie for the win, but only Wayne gets official credit for it.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative Total: Season 2, Episodes 1-2: 3,024,200</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">*Although Squidward is way better than Spongebob.<br />** For those who don't know, this is the Water Temple from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocarina_of_time">The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time</a>, and is one of the <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThatOneLevel">most infamously frustrating video game levels ever</a>. There's a good reason it's one of the first entries on the <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/ThatOneLevel/ActionAdventure">Action Adventure page</a>. (obligatory warning about TvTropes ruining your life goes here).</span>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-40456601776632724652010-04-11T16:58:00.000-07:002010-04-14T21:05:08.998-07:00The points are just like vegetables to a vulture.<a href="http://watchwliia.blogspot.com/2009/09/wliia-us-season-2-episode-1.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Season 2, Episode 1</span></a><br /><br />And Season 2 begins. I'm going to start awarding my own points, because I feel like it. I'm not going to tally them or add them to Drew's total, though. Too much work, and it would skew the results. Which, of course, don't matter.<br /><br />Season 2 kicks off with a game of Let's Make a Date, with Wayne as the cast of South Park, Colin being tortured in a medieval dungeon, and Ryan as a vulture looking for the ultimate feast. I think we know where this is going.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8JjD7BrR4I/AAAAAAAAAUE/bDnl5wiZQQI/s1600/s2e1-1.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8JjD7BrR4I/AAAAAAAAAUE/bDnl5wiZQQI/s320/s2e1-1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459034617361942402" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >What did I tell you?</span><br /></div><br />If you missed it the first time, here's a closer look:<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8JkaBeE_qI/AAAAAAAAAUM/yYQubrdY8Co/s1600/s2e1-1-2.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 154px; height: 180px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8JkaBeE_qI/AAAAAAAAAUM/yYQubrdY8Co/s320/s2e1-1-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459036096560430754" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Disturbing, isn't it?<br /></span></span></div><br />Of course, that isn't truly the "ultimate feast".<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8Jk8_IBzaI/AAAAAAAAAUU/GczLsB2R-7Q/s1600/vlcsnap-91154.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8Jk8_IBzaI/AAAAAAAAAUU/GczLsB2R-7Q/s320/vlcsnap-91154.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459036697226497442" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >You knew that this was coming.<br /></span></div><br />Drew awards 1000 points to everyone.<br />I'm not quite so liberal with handing out free points. I give Colin 500 for managing to hold his arms up the whole time, and 1000 to Ryan for making this face:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8Jll3Qa4eI/AAAAAAAAAUc/eViWIsA8_is/s1600/s2e1-2.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8Jll3Qa4eI/AAAAAAAAAUc/eViWIsA8_is/s320/s2e1-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459037399488848354" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8Jl-o4eItI/AAAAAAAAAUk/3TLMoyERj70/s1600/s2e1-2-2.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 176px; height: 208px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8Jl-o4eItI/AAAAAAAAAUk/3TLMoyERj70/s320/s2e1-2-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459037825127031506" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >Stare at this for too<br />long and your eyes<br />will pop out.</span><br /></div></div><br />The next game is Three Headed Broadway star, bringing us the big love song "Timber" from the musical "Lumberjacks in Love". This sounds suspiciously like the beginning to a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MontyPython?blend=2&ob=1#p/c/CDFEA6D52E5CC0EC/9/PpxQp3Hy5nk">certain Monty Python Routine.</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8aIB02Z_YI/AAAAAAAAAUs/1GHl95ntmKM/s1600/s2e1-4.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8aIB02Z_YI/AAAAAAAAAUs/1GHl95ntmKM/s320/s2e1-4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460201163181391234" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >"He cuts down trees/<br />he eats his lunch/<br />he goes to the lavat'ry!"</span><br /></div><br />Wayne's wife, Ryan's wife, and Colin's wife each get 400 points for putting up with these guys.<br /><br />I award Colin 1000 points for causing the phrase "Crushing people is it's own reward", and another 1000 for mentioning "Steve". Wayne gets 500 for drowning the trees earlier in the song, and another 500 for bringing a sword.<br /><br />Props is next up. It really speaks for itself. Such as "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepto_bismal">Pepto-Bismol </a>on<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8aJ0T6deOI/AAAAAAAAAU8/GuwCsf3viS0/s1600/s2e1-5.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8aJ0T6deOI/AAAAAAAAAU8/GuwCsf3viS0/s320/s2e1-5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460203130024982754" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Or maybe churning butter.</span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8aKIVgBQsI/AAAAAAAAAVE/ll_8HYKNArY/s1600/s2e1-6.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8aKIVgBQsI/AAAAAAAAAVE/ll_8HYKNArY/s320/s2e1-6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460203474048336578" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Pictured: Rejected Teletubbies.</span></span><br /></div><br />Drew awards no points, but I give Chip and Ryan 500 each for referring to Star Wars.<br /><br />The next game is Stand, Sit, and Lie, where Wayne, Ryan, and Colin are out camping and....oh wait, Drew read the wrong card. They're actually in a tattoo parlor. This cannot end well. Somebody will probably end up with this on their bicep:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8aMqPclD5I/AAAAAAAAAVM/ROf8Q7753yc/s1600/baka.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 110px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8aMqPclD5I/AAAAAAAAAVM/ROf8Q7753yc/s320/baka.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460206255562100626" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >"The guy at the shop said that it<br />means 'Beautiful Warrior' in Chinese!*"</span><br /><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8aNPZfotUI/AAAAAAAAAVU/zyAWBMbbDBs/s1600/s2e1-7.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8aNPZfotUI/AAAAAAAAAVU/zyAWBMbbDBs/s320/s2e1-7.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460206893914436930" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">No, no, no, you're supposed to be</span> </span></div><div style="text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">doing different things.<br /></span></div><br /><br />Drew awards Wayne, Ryan, and Colin 1,000,000 points each.<br /><br />I give Drew 100 points for reading the wrong card, and Colin 500 points for starting the game by making fun of Drew for reading the wrong card.<br /><br />The final scoring game is Greatest Hits: Songs of the Dentist.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8aOLzkHTgI/AAAAAAAAAVc/4GWpA8V3b-8/s1600/s2e1-8.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S8aOLzkHTgI/AAAAAAAAAVc/4GWpA8V3b-8/s320/s2e1-8.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460207931704692226" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >"I AIN'T WEARIN' NO BRACES!!"</span></span><br /></div><br />Drew gives no points.<br /><br />I give Colin 500 for "Neil Diamond, Neil Young, Paul McCartney: Those are just some the names of guys who can sing!"<br />Ryan loses 5o0 for "Just say no...vocaine." Ugh.<br /><br />Final Tally:<br />Wayne: 1,001,000<br />Chip: 1,000<br />Colin: 1,001,000<br />Ryan: 1,001,000<br />Wayne's wife: 400<br />Colin's wife: 400<br />Ryan's Wife: 400<br />Total points: 3, 005,200<br /><br />Wayne, Colin, and Ryan tie with the most points, but Wayne is the official winner.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative Total: Season 2, Episode 1: 3,005,200</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />*This is Japanese, and if my sources are correct, it is the kanji for the word "baka", which means "idiot", "fool", or "stupid". Needless to say, if you ever see someone with tattoo of this, feel free to laugh your head off at them. Unless they'll beat you up. If you ever feel compelled get a tattoo in a foreign language, always double check with somebody who knows the language so stuff like <a href="http://hanzismatter.blogspot.com/">this</a> doesn't happen.</span>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-56557636211229010902010-03-23T18:27:00.000-07:002010-03-23T19:36:29.105-07:00The points are just like a pizza robot in Italy<span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://watchwliia.blogspot.com/2009/09/wliia-us-season-1-episode-20.html">Season 1, Episode 20</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span><br /><br />Well, we're at the last episode of season one. Why you've read this far, I don't know.<br /><br />The season finale kicks off with Weird Newscasters featuring Colin as a guy auditioning for a role in a horror movie, Denny as a Catskills Comedian, and Ryan carelessly throwing lit cigarettes around.<br />For the record, Colin completely owned this game:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6lsPGo_ENI/AAAAAAAAASc/Pqh5lRX6KR8/s1600-h/s1e20-2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6lsPGo_ENI/AAAAAAAAASc/Pqh5lRX6KR8/s320/s1e20-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452007830645051602" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >Unfortunately, Frankenstein's Monster's*<br />cameo in the Blair Witch Project was<br />left on the cutting room floor.<br /></span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6ltG9fZSaI/AAAAAAAAASs/jjIMAK3UiSM/s1600-h/s1e20-3.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6ltG9fZSaI/AAAAAAAAASs/jjIMAK3UiSM/s320/s1e20-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452008790261582242" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >Being shorter than his cousin,<br />Grand Duke Kong was forced to<br />climb a less illustrious monument.</span><br /></div><br />However, I have to give props to Ryan for actually splashing water on himself after setting his shirt (and the entire west coast) on fire.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6luGOU8OjI/AAAAAAAAAS0/bA0d2e-LIq8/s1600-h/s1e20-4.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6luGOU8OjI/AAAAAAAAAS0/bA0d2e-LIq8/s320/s1e20-4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452009877112896050" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >British Columbia is on fire, and<br />there's Mummy loose in the studio.</span><br /></div><br />Ryan gets 500,000 points.<br /><br />Next up is Multiple Personalities. I forget what item goes with which personality, but the three personalities are <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberace">Liberace</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Stewart">Jimmy Stewart</a>, and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scooby-Doo_%28character%29">Scooby Doo</a>. You know that this is going to be interesting.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6lvzgQ4LjI/AAAAAAAAAS8/qwqnrjx5cLs/s1600-h/s1e20-5.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6lvzgQ4LjI/AAAAAAAAAS8/qwqnrjx5cLs/s320/s1e20-5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452011754533432882" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Also, Jimmy Stewart sings Opera.</span></span><br /></div><br />This is where things get complicated. Drew awards Colin "All the points." This is frustratingly vague. I'm assuming that he's not giving Colin all the points ever, as that would just be unfair to everyone else. As such, I will record Colin as having received a number point equal to all the other points awarded in this episode in addition to the points he earns normally. It's annoying when the points matter.<br /><br />The next game is Fashion Show, featuring Professional Wrestlers.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6lwxEQCW2I/AAAAAAAAATE/QgqgnAFXE3A/s1600-h/vlcsnap-128088.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6lwxEQCW2I/AAAAAAAAATE/QgqgnAFXE3A/s320/vlcsnap-128088.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452012812165602146" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >These are not the professional wrestlers.<br /></span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6lxEkMAf5I/AAAAAAAAATM/0H8d0b4o8OM/s1600-h/s2e20-6.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6lxEkMAf5I/AAAAAAAAATM/0H8d0b4o8OM/s320/s2e20-6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452013147156152210" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >Maybe he's the pro wrestler, although<br />he looks more like he's in a<br />showstopping musical number.</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6lxY3AvSMI/AAAAAAAAATU/M1hYAn4RfCg/s1600-h/s1e20-7.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6lxY3AvSMI/AAAAAAAAATU/M1hYAn4RfCg/s320/s1e20-7.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452013495806544066" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >This is really about as close to<br />pro wrestling as we're going to get.<br /></span></div><br />Colin and Ryan get 1000 points each.<br /><br />And now we move on to bring you the World's Worst President. In the words of Drew "You know who doesn't count". If you don't know who "You know who" is, you either live under a rock, or were born after 2006, in which case you're probably too young to even be able to read this.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6lyRRxJWhI/AAAAAAAAATc/8iPrm7V0uJc/s1600-h/s1e20-8.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6lyRRxJWhI/AAAAAAAAATc/8iPrm7V0uJc/s320/s1e20-8.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452014465061575186" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >"From now on, everyone in North<br />Dakota is named Tim!"<br /></span></div><br />At least he isn't raising taxes.<br />No points.<br /><br />Moving on, Props.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6lyu9I0ZGI/AAAAAAAAATk/cJ8fWBczu2U/s1600-h/vlcsnap-131562.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6lyu9I0ZGI/AAAAAAAAATk/cJ8fWBczu2U/s320/vlcsnap-131562.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452014974919795810" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Ryan attempts to make the world's</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">largest pizza. </span></span><br /></div><br />Unfortunately, the cast of <a href="http://code-geass.bandai-ent.com/">Code Geass</a> beat him to it.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6lzW9CxixI/AAAAAAAAATs/ZMHhnkxgBV0/s1600-h/cit_code_geass_pizza_mecha.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 225px; height: 225px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6lzW9CxixI/AAAAAAAAATs/ZMHhnkxgBV0/s320/cit_code_geass_pizza_mecha.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452015662089210642" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >They even used a robot.<br />Does Ryan have a robot?<br />No, he doesn't.</span><br /></div><br />1000 points to everyone. Except the Pizza Mech. Drew doesn't even know about it.<br /><br />Next game is Party Quirks: Denny is Greg's Jewish Mother (totally not going to offend anyone), Colin likes putting his hands in people's pockets, and Ryan is various sea life being sucked into a propeller.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6l0idFlpwI/AAAAAAAAAT0/I93XDnLnM9Q/s1600-h/vlcsnap-133176.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6l0idFlpwI/AAAAAAAAAT0/I93XDnLnM9Q/s320/vlcsnap-133176.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452016959181137666" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">This is nothing; he'd do worse.</span></span><br /></div><br />Colin gets 1000 points.<br /><br />The final scoring game of season one is a Hoedown. Because there are no good images from the hoedown, you get this instead:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6l1SAo804I/AAAAAAAAAT8/V4nj5il39Ok/s1600-h/5f14592a7d6e62bbed4c751e834e84ed.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 265px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S6l1SAo804I/AAAAAAAAAT8/V4nj5il39Ok/s320/5f14592a7d6e62bbed4c751e834e84ed.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452017776178549634" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >A <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoeAnthropomorphism">Moe Anthropomorphism**</a> of<br />the <a href="http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Star">Death Star</a>. If this isn't the<br />most random thing you've<br />seen today, your life is<br />overly interesting.</span><br /></div><br />No one gets any points for the hoedown anyway.<br /><br />Final Tally:<br />Denny: 1000<br />Greg: 1000<br />Colin: 507,000 (3000 points awarded normally, + 504,000 for "all the points")<br />Ryan: 502, 000<br />Total: 1,011,000<br /><br />Colin has the most points (he got all of them), but Greg and Ryan share the victory.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative Total: Season one, all episodes: 1,506,157,972.5</span><br /><br /><br />And season one is complete!<br />I haven't gotten around to adding up the points for the individual players, and I don't know if I actually will. I might. If I do, I'll post it at some point, and if not, I'll go straight to season 2.<br />I'm probably going to take a break for a bit in between to get school stuff done. Exegesis of Greek is eating me alive, hence the updates being few and far between. Hopefully it'll get better later on.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />*I am aware that Frankenstein is the name of the scientist who created the monster, not the monster itself.<br />** Yes, this page is where I got the picture.</span>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-84325009711483430702010-03-14T13:26:00.000-07:002010-03-14T14:04:07.897-07:00The points are just like a hat to Don King.<a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://watchwliia.blogspot.com/2009/09/wliia-us-season-1-episode-19.html">Season 1, Episode 19</a><br /><br />And the 2nd to last episode of season one begins!<br /><br />It begins with Wierd Newscasters. Ryan is an astronaut doing a spacewalk when everything goes wrong, Wayne is Don King, and Colin is too emotionally attached to the stories.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S51ISFA5ujI/AAAAAAAAARc/h6tiubsTZjk/s1600-h/vlcsnap-21460.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S51ISFA5ujI/AAAAAAAAARc/h6tiubsTZjk/s320/vlcsnap-21460.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448590599608973874" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" ><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/index">The Onion*</a> is so much better.</span><br /></div><br />Brad gets 1000 points for his name, which is Chester Something Something Snapdragon McFisticuff.<br /><br />The next game is Song Style, with Wayne and Brad singing a Disco Ballad to Sarah, an IT Consultant. If you want to know what an IT Consultant is, watch the episode.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S51JgC4ozAI/AAAAAAAAARk/C-3_FFCQwL4/s1600-h/s1e19-2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S51JgC4ozAI/AAAAAAAAARk/C-3_FFCQwL4/s320/s1e19-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448591939067235330" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >Wayne's shoes are apparently really<br /></span><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >awesome. Too bad we can't see them.</span><br /></div><br />No points.<br /><br />The next game is Sound Effects. On Colin's Wedding Day. On the Titanic. You can probably see where this is going.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S51KKFU1OkI/AAAAAAAAARs/AfOk74Q0STM/s1600-h/s1e19-3.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S51KKFU1OkI/AAAAAAAAARs/AfOk74Q0STM/s320/s1e19-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448592661276867138" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >"Is that an iceberg? I've never<br />seen one, so I wouldn't know."</span><br /></div><br />Yes, Colin. Yes it is. No points.<br /><br />Okay, lets see, what's up next?<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S51K31DyvAI/AAAAAAAAAR0/CVnzSUsYBQk/s1600-h/vlcsnap-27070.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S51K31DyvAI/AAAAAAAAAR0/CVnzSUsYBQk/s320/vlcsnap-27070.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448593447184415746" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Oh, yes. Props. With toilet plungers.</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">(Yes, that's what those are.)</span></span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S51LidXQ_vI/AAAAAAAAASE/eiUKOZK73mY/s1600-h/vlcsnap-27135.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S51LidXQ_vI/AAAAAAAAASE/eiUKOZK73mY/s320/vlcsnap-27135.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448594179558014706" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >This is what happens when you<br />cut back on military spending.</span><br /></div><br />Guess what? No points.<br /><br />Next up is a game of "narrate", otherwise known as Film Noir...in a pizza parlor.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S51MLJtK3qI/AAAAAAAAASM/qKveWkO7j0M/s1600-h/s1e19-4.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S51MLJtK3qI/AAAAAAAAASM/qKveWkO7j0M/s320/s1e19-4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448594878655815330" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >I would never eat here.</span><br /></div><br />Ryan gets 500 points.<br /><br />The final game is a Telethon for people who suck their thumbs.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S51OK3iDtGI/AAAAAAAAASU/z0GdyEZxOfE/s1600-h/vlcsnap-405335.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S51OK3iDtGI/AAAAAAAAASU/z0GdyEZxOfE/s320/vlcsnap-405335.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448597072800625762" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >This has nothing to do with the<br />telethon, but my computer is being<br />stupid and won't let me take a real<br />screenshot, so you get this instead.</span><br /></div><br />Final Tally:<br />Brad: 1000<br />Wayne: 0<br />Colin: 0<br />Ryan: 500<br />Total: 1500<br /><br />Brad has the most points, but Colin and Ryan win. Somehow.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative Total: Season 1, Episodes 1-19: 1505146972.5</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />*It should be obvious that this is a parody/satire site, but due to other examples of human stupidity, I feel compelled to point this out.</span>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-18169297653712731542010-03-06T17:22:00.000-08:002010-03-06T18:05:56.260-08:00The points are just like a razor to Santa Claus<a href="http://watchwliia.blogspot.com/2009/09/wliia-us-season-1-episode-18.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Season One, Episode 18</span></a><br /><br />Note: If this post happens to suck, it's because I was distracted by <a href="http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/mythbusters.html">Mythbusters</a> while I wrote it, so yeah.<br /><br />We're (or I'm, since no one actually reads this anyway) almost to the end of season 1!!<br /><br />It kicks off with a game of Questions Only, set at a singles bar.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S5MBRdyV5iI/AAAAAAAAAP4/s-EDKdXZzTc/s1600-h/vlcsnap-2670296.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S5MBRdyV5iI/AAAAAAAAAP4/s-EDKdXZzTc/s320/vlcsnap-2670296.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445697773986244130" border="0" /></a>"<span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >So are you actually single, or<br />just looking for personal validation?"</span><br /></div><br />We also learn that there's apparently a town somewhere in Canada called "Left Noob". No idea if that's true or not, and I'm too lazy to find out. Yes, I know that searching on Google would take all of 5 minutes, but I'm lazy.<br /><br />Ryan loses 100 points, but Colin gets 100 points for saying "Left Noob".<br /><br />Next up, Wayne sings a song to Dennis, the Engineer, as a 60's girl group.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S5MDIVb_RDI/AAAAAAAAAQA/RuiKzDbXki4/s1600-h/s1e18-1.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S5MDIVb_RDI/AAAAAAAAAQA/RuiKzDbXki4/s320/s1e18-1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445699816149435442" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >At least Dennis seems to be<br />enjoying himself...</span><br /></div><br />Dennis ought to be happy, Drew awards him 1,500,000,000. Yes, you read that right, fifteen hundred million points. Much more than all the other points Drew has given away combined.<br /><br />Ok, so next we have Newsflash:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S5MD7TAoiHI/AAAAAAAAAQI/CESKHxSJLwU/s1600-h/s1e18-2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S5MD7TAoiHI/AAAAAAAAAQI/CESKHxSJLwU/s320/s1e18-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445700691671156850" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Well, someone's childhood has</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">just been destroyed.</span></span><br /></div><br />Although I guess there are worse things that could happen. Like seeing Santa dancing at a club.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S5MEde-VTII/AAAAAAAAAQQ/Tpt5St7UvBs/s1600-h/s1e18-3.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S5MEde-VTII/AAAAAAAAAQQ/Tpt5St7UvBs/s320/s1e18-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445701278998285442" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I guess I spoke too soon.</span></span><br /></div><br />Well, I guess it could be worse. Santa could turn out to be a shriveled green midget.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S5MFV--OtlI/AAAAAAAAAQY/KGGxTxh68Eo/s1600-h/yodaclaus.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 181px; height: 180px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S5MFV--OtlI/AAAAAAAAAQY/KGGxTxh68Eo/s320/yodaclaus.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445702249660462674" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Wait, that's <a href="http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yoda">Yoda</a>! That's</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">a good thing!</span> </span></div><br />Either way, no one gets any points.<br />Next up is Hey You Down There! I am never going camping with Colin and Ryan. Ever.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S5MGBWsCOVI/AAAAAAAAAQg/GDGovsQqxho/s1600-h/s1e18-4.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S5MGBWsCOVI/AAAAAAAAAQg/GDGovsQqxho/s320/s1e18-4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445702994760972626" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >According to Colin, this is<br />how you put out someone<br />who's on fire.</span><br /></div><br />Ryan, Colin, and Denny all get 1000 points.<br /><br />Now we move on to Party Quirks. Wayne is a group of teenage girls at a slumber party, Colin is the summer olympics in 30 seconds, and Ryan is a giraffe getting shot with a tranquilizer dart.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S5MG2UtSmnI/AAAAAAAAAQo/6ZPpUs9YK_U/s1600-h/s1e18-5.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S5MG2UtSmnI/AAAAAAAAAQo/6ZPpUs9YK_U/s320/s1e18-5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445703904762436210" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >This is a giraffe that has been<br />shot by a traq dart. Really.</span><br /></div><br />No points. The final scoring game is Scene to Rap: Escaping from a Tsunami.<br />You can probably guess where this is going.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S5MHzNayftI/AAAAAAAAAQw/4WtzXHM97Y8/s1600-h/s1e18-6.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S5MHzNayftI/AAAAAAAAAQw/4WtzXHM97Y8/s320/s1e18-6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445704950777806546" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >Has an actual rapper <span style="font-style: italic;">ever</span><br />actually used that dance move?</span><br /></div><br />Final Tally:<br />Wayne: 0<br />Denny: 1000<br />Colin: 1100<br />Ryan: 900<br />Dennis: 1,500,000,000<br />Total: 1,500,003,000<br /><br />The winner is Dennis, obviously, but Drew awards the winner to Ryan and Colin. Which is probably a good thing, because I don't think that Dennis would want to play Helping Hands with Drew.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative Total: Season 1, Episode 18: 1,505,145,472,5</span>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-21371787560531031042010-02-24T17:54:00.000-08:002010-02-24T19:12:34.318-08:00The points are just like blogs to the Amish.<span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://watchwliia.blogspot.com/2009/09/wliia-us-season-1-episode-17.html">Season 1, Episode 17</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span><br /><br />And welcome to yet another episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway, featuring Stephen Colbert!<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XZiGCmguI/AAAAAAAAAOg/Nmm-NgO3nPU/s1600-h/colbert-lockwood.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XZiGCmguI/AAAAAAAAAOg/Nmm-NgO3nPU/s320/colbert-lockwood.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441994904507417314" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >In America!*</span><br /></div><br />This episode begins with a game of Weird Newscasters. Colin is speaking in baby talk to Stephen:<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XaIrQHy5I/AAAAAAAAAOo/tR4I1Ddt2dI/s1600-h/vlcsnap-1803577.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XaIrQHy5I/AAAAAAAAAOo/tR4I1Ddt2dI/s320/vlcsnap-1803577.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441995567331265426" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;">Or maybe churning some butter.<br /></span></div><br />Wayne is Bill Cosby:<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XaopgxGII/AAAAAAAAAOw/uaMN32GLcng/s1600-h/s1e17-1.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XaopgxGII/AAAAAAAAAOw/uaMN32GLcng/s320/s1e17-1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441996116620023938" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >"Mumbmlmbl...jelloooo...mbmlbmlbl"</span><br /></div><br />And Ryan is in love with the camera.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XbA15qm5I/AAAAAAAAAO4/xEd8XKJKhA8/s1600-h/s1e17-2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XbA15qm5I/AAAAAAAAAO4/xEd8XKJKhA8/s320/s1e17-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441996532262542226" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >As evidenced by the fact that he<br />does this kind of thing all the time.</span><br /></div><br />The cameraman gets 1000 points for putting up with Ryan's advances.<br /><br />The next game is Scene to Rap. In an avalanche.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XjfJdPlxI/AAAAAAAAAPA/r_4Mb37DeK0/s1600-h/s1e17-3.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XjfJdPlxI/AAAAAAAAAPA/r_4Mb37DeK0/s320/s1e17-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442005849001137938" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >On Skis.</span><br /></div><br />And Colin still can't rap.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4Xj14gKftI/AAAAAAAAAPI/rg07HPuu4aQ/s1600-h/s1e17-4.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4Xj14gKftI/AAAAAAAAAPI/rg07HPuu4aQ/s320/s1e17-4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442006239586975442" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">There's no sound, but you can</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">just tell.</span></span><br /></div><br />Colin gets 50 points despite his lack of rhythm.<br /><br />Moving people is the next game. Colin and Ryan are Navy SEALS who must swim out to sea to sabotage an enemy ship.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XlB53av3I/AAAAAAAAAPQ/q0MdVmiLCvI/s1600-h/vlcsnap-1807682.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XlB53av3I/AAAAAAAAAPQ/q0MdVmiLCvI/s320/vlcsnap-1807682.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442007545623002994" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >Hopefully the <span style="font-style: italic;">real</span> Navy SEALS<br />are more competent than this.<br /></span></div><br />No points.<br /><br />And now: Props.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XliZV0JhI/AAAAAAAAAPY/3EoiOKcMpdg/s1600-h/s1e17-5.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XliZV0JhI/AAAAAAAAAPY/3EoiOKcMpdg/s320/s1e17-5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442008103827809810" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >"Welcome to midget Jamaica!"</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XmVJZnX9I/AAAAAAAAAPg/K_vdfkJo8ew/s1600-h/s1e17-6.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XmVJZnX9I/AAAAAAAAAPg/K_vdfkJo8ew/s320/s1e17-6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442008975722110930" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >This is either football, or a guy with<br />excessive dental work yelling at<br />a sprinter for his poor form.<br /></span></div><br />Everybody gets 1000 points.<br /><br />We now interrupt this post to bring you "Greatest Hits: Songs of the Pro Bowler"!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XnacVXT5I/AAAAAAAAAPo/heV4JpUb2Wk/s1600-h/s1e17-7.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XnacVXT5I/AAAAAAAAAPo/heV4JpUb2Wk/s320/s1e17-7.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442010166215528338" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >He's singing. It's hard to get an<br />interesting screencap.</span><br /></div>No points.<br /><br />The final scoring game is Party Quirks. Wayne is the doing the longest touchdown celebration ever, Colin is a lobster talking his way out of being cooked, and Ryan is Crash Test Dummy footage. But all you really need to know is this:<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XoeOwzh1I/AAAAAAAAAPw/WQih9UMMnr4/s1600-h/s1e17-8.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XoeOwzh1I/AAAAAAAAAPw/WQih9UMMnr4/s320/s1e17-8.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442011330803631954" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >Wayne never passes up an<br />opportunity to breakdance.</span><br /></div><br />No points though.<br /><br />Final Tally:<br />Wayne: 1000<br />Stephen: 1000<br />Colin: 1050<br />Wayne: 1000<br />Cameraman: 1000<br />Total: 5050<br /><br />Colin accumulates the most points, but Stephen is the victor. Probably because he looks like this:<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XZiGCmguI/AAAAAAAAAOg/Nmm-NgO3nPU/s1600-h/colbert-lockwood.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S4XZiGCmguI/AAAAAAAAAOg/Nmm-NgO3nPU/s320/colbert-lockwood.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441994904507417314" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >Yeah, he wins.</span><br /></div><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative Total, Season 1: Episodes 1-17: 5,142,472.5</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />*If you don't get the joke, watch <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/CardGamesFTW#p/c/6CC64DAB9CB85C51">this</a>.</span>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-687762934173586592010-02-17T19:29:00.000-08:002010-02-17T20:12:40.503-08:00The points are just like a ten gallon hat to someone who lives in New Jersey<a href="http://watchwliia.blogspot.com/2009/09/wliia-us-season-1-episode-16.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Season One, Episode 16</span></a><br /><br />And yet another episode of Who's Line Is It Anyway begins.<br />This time, the starting game is Superheroes, starring:<br /><ul><li>Body and Paint Man: With the power to fix the dings on you car</li><li>Just Back From The Dentist After A Root Canal Man: with the power to speak unintelligibly</li><li>The Exhibitionist Kid: With the power to [<span style="font-family:arial;">trust me you don't want to know</span>]</li><li>Captain Breakdance: His power should be obvious.</li></ul><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y2e01V2-I/AAAAAAAAAM4/NmY2WbaN0Vg/s1600-h/s1e16-1.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y2e01V2-I/AAAAAAAAAM4/NmY2WbaN0Vg/s320/s1e16-1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439423090651421666" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Captain Breakdance demonstrates his power.</span></span><br /></div><br />Somehow, this power is supposed to solve the crisis of bad wallpaper. Captain Breakdance then defaults to his secondary power of graffiti to "fix" the problem. Crisis averted.<br /><br />1000 points to everyone except Colin, who gets 800, for thinking that Wayne couldn't actually breakdance.<br /><br />Next up is Weird Newscasters. Colin thinks he's in a confessional (you can see where this is going), Wayne is underwater, and Ryan is a toddler looking for his mommy.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y3OVoBscI/AAAAAAAAANA/AYo02RbZYY4/s1600-h/s1e16-2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y3OVoBscI/AAAAAAAAANA/AYo02RbZYY4/s320/s1e16-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439423906907795906" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >There's a good reason that Brad is<br />making that face, but you don't<br />want to know what it is.</span><br /></div><br />I don't know how priests do it. They probably know far more about people than anyone would ever want to know.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y3uHMfLVI/AAAAAAAAANI/wcnpDeP-hK0/s1600-h/brain_bleach.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 162px; height: 198px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y3uHMfLVI/AAAAAAAAANI/wcnpDeP-hK0/s320/brain_bleach.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439424452790005074" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >This would probably help a bit.</span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Anyway, Wayne drowns, and Ryan finds his mommy.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y4Ib2cBPI/AAAAAAAAANQ/yzI2AwWbohs/s1600-h/s1e16-3.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y4Ib2cBPI/AAAAAAAAANQ/yzI2AwWbohs/s320/s1e16-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439424905011266802" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >Pictured: Ryan with his "mommy".</span><br /></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />No points are to be had here.<br /><br />We move on to Scenes from a Ten Gallon Hat.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y4ecp7FaI/AAAAAAAAANY/-nFCBIR9zhI/s1600-h/vlcsnap-4693757.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y4ecp7FaI/AAAAAAAAANY/-nFCBIR9zhI/s320/vlcsnap-4693757.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439425283184334242" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">This hat is not patriotic enough.</span></span><br /></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Since the rest of the game is pretty much just people standing, there really isn't a good picture available. Except for this:<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y44V1VULI/AAAAAAAAANg/XW4mWvQ0gVs/s1600-h/s1e16-4.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y44V1VULI/AAAAAAAAANg/XW4mWvQ0gVs/s320/s1e16-4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439425728029741234" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >People who shouldn't rap.<br />Less of a joke, more of<br />an objective statement.</span><br /></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Still no points.<br /><br />Props is up next. No one gets any points except the guy who burns the props. Ok, that makes no sense. Why would you burn the props? And why award points to the guy that does it?<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y5dJD19tI/AAAAAAAAANo/ZXiCB1qZ8HU/s1600-h/s1e16-5.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y5dJD19tI/AAAAAAAAANo/ZXiCB1qZ8HU/s320/s1e16-5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439426360256100050" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">It's kinda stupid looking, but</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">seriously, burning it?</span></span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y5vbsvmxI/AAAAAAAAANw/fC16oF81WyY/s1600-h/s1e16-6.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y5vbsvmxI/AAAAAAAAANw/fC16oF81WyY/s320/s1e16-6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439426674497133330" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Oh, a giant magnifying glass.</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">How horrible.</span></span><br /></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y59Iu-NfI/AAAAAAAAAN4/7ArhGVLj_SI/s1600-h/s1e16-7.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y59Iu-NfI/AAAAAAAAAN4/7ArhGVLj_SI/s320/s1e16-7.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439426909924374002" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >Oh. Okay. I rescind my previous<br />sarcasm. Burn the props.</span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" > Please</span><br /></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Ok, just give me a second here to get that image out of my head...<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y3uHMfLVI/AAAAAAAAANI/wcnpDeP-hK0/s1600-h/brain_bleach.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 162px; height: 198px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y3uHMfLVI/AAAAAAAAANI/wcnpDeP-hK0/s320/brain_bleach.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439424452790005074" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">*Gulp*</span></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Okay, I'm good.<br /><br />Our final scoring game is Greatest Hits: Songs of the Exterminator. Colin decides to be evil, and start of the commercial with an instrumental.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y6xS4mQSI/AAAAAAAAAOA/TiHppfhjlN0/s1600-h/s1e16-8.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y6xS4mQSI/AAAAAAAAAOA/TiHppfhjlN0/s320/s1e16-8.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439427806002299170" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >Guys, instrumental means<br />"No Vocals".</span><br /></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Brad sure looks...intense. Hmmm....<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y7BCFHSzI/AAAAAAAAAOI/zU-aZE2cjkk/s1600-h/s1e16-9.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y7BCFHSzI/AAAAAAAAAOI/zU-aZE2cjkk/s320/s1e16-9.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439428076369300274" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y7tizj3JI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/HLGqATYzIFk/s1600-h/s1e16-9-2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y7tizj3JI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/HLGqATYzIFk/s320/s1e16-9-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439428841068289170" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y73Wk-gJI/AAAAAAAAAOY/1NNHmFOtkhI/s1600-h/s1e16-9-3.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3y73Wk-gJI/AAAAAAAAAOY/1NNHmFOtkhI/s320/s1e16-9-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439429009584586898" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Okay okay! I won't do the staring</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">thing again like I did last time...</span></span><br /></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Final Tally:<br />Brad: 1000<br />Wayne: 1000<br />Colin: 800<br />Ryan: 1000<br />Guy who burns the props: 1000<br />Total: 4800<br /><br />Point winner: Everyone but Colin<br />Official Winner: Colin and Ryan<br /><br />Yup. The points don't matter. What did you expect?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative Total: Season 1, Episodes 1-16: 5,137,422.5</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></div></div>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-76472613397216027332010-02-12T18:30:00.000-08:002010-02-12T19:36:07.234-08:00The points are just like camouflage to the invisible man.<span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://watchwliia.blogspot.com/2009/09/wliia-us-season-1-episode-15.html">Season 1, Episode 15</a><br /></span><br />We open this episode with Puzzled/Disgusted Greg.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YRWp-v1YI/AAAAAAAAAJY/gx4GWeAd840/s1600-h/vlcsnap-400293.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YRWp-v1YI/AAAAAAAAAJY/gx4GWeAd840/s320/vlcsnap-400293.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437552681020282242" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >This image has no significance,<br />but I think it's funny, so here it is.</span><br /></div><br />The first game is Weird Newscasters. It's really a pity that the news doesn't function this way in real life. Maybe then I would actually watch it. Of course, having a James Bond villain do the newscast might not work out so well, but that's a minor inconvenience.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YTj9KieTI/AAAAAAAAAJw/fNuPUd_vs-4/s1600-h/s1e15-3.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YTj9KieTI/AAAAAAAAAJw/fNuPUd_vs-4/s320/s1e15-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437555108531566898" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >I am perfectly aware of how<br />stupid this joke is*. </span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Wayne is unfortunate enough to </span>lose his girlfriend to a bald man in the audience.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YT-t5cUvI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/sVcAG54cb_o/s1600-h/vlcsnap-401712.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YT-t5cUvI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/sVcAG54cb_o/s320/vlcsnap-401712.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437555568289796850" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >This man is so pimpin' that he<br />stole Wayne Brady's girlfriend.</span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br />Ryan is a psycho with a chainsaw.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YUr7OWZuI/AAAAAAAAAKA/vQzMygbXAN0/s1600-h/s1e15-5.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YUr7OWZuI/AAAAAAAAAKA/vQzMygbXAN0/s320/s1e15-5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437556344961263330" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >With an irrational hatred<br />for stools, apparently.</span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Drew award 1000 points to the bald guy that stole Wayne's girl. And 1000 points to the other bald guy sitting next to the first bald guy.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YVHhDPtbI/AAAAAAAAAKI/ZnUzQo75pMY/s1600-h/s1e15-6.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YVHhDPtbI/AAAAAAAAAKI/ZnUzQo75pMY/s320/s1e15-6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437556818971702706" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >Congratulations, Bald Guy.<br />And also to Bald Guy #2, who's<br />offscreen to the right.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Moving on to a game that doesn't involve any bald people, we have Song Styles with Wayne Brady, who must sing a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cab_Calloway">Cab Calloway</a> song to Carly (Carley?) the fashion designer.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YV1ERMnEI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/-F4iHuevrwI/s1600-h/s1e15-7.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YV1ERMnEI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/-F4iHuevrwI/s320/s1e15-7.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437557601519574082" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I didn't think that overalls were ever</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">in style for anyone who didn't</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">grow up on a farm. Maybe her</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">dad was a farmer**.</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;">After the song, Drew awards a hefty 100,000 points....to the estate of Cab Calloway. Sorry Wayne.<br /><br />Next up is Hats.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YWl6bwEQI/AAAAAAAAAKY/PmFUUw_WHGI/s1600-h/s1e15-8.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YWl6bwEQI/AAAAAAAAAKY/PmFUUw_WHGI/s320/s1e15-8.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437558440693076226" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">"Date me! Date meeeeee!"</span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YWwKSj66I/AAAAAAAAAKg/GZc4YvPp7Ow/s1600-h/vlcsnap-404518.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YWwKSj66I/AAAAAAAAAKg/GZc4YvPp7Ow/s320/vlcsnap-404518.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437558616748190626" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">This picture needs no caption.</span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YXCCh-loI/AAAAAAAAAKo/egZmo4YDhBw/s1600-h/s1e15-10.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YXCCh-loI/AAAAAAAAAKo/egZmo4YDhBw/s320/s1e15-10.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437558923903014530" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">In retrospect, it's probably<br />a good thing that Colin went bald.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">No points.<br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Okay, moving on from that disturbing image, we have a game of Sportscasters. The sport of the day is Plumbing, the #2 Least-Exciting-to-Watch-Sport ever. (#1 is Curling) But at least plumbing has dramatic Slo-mo.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YYI17RiWI/AAAAAAAAAK4/Tu24I4WihgY/s1600-h/s1e15-12.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YYI17RiWI/AAAAAAAAAK4/Tu24I4WihgY/s320/s1e15-12.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437560140290165090" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >And an invisible plunger<br />to the face.*</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YYewXEBQI/AAAAAAAAALA/Q6dom9BajeY/s1600-h/s1e15-13.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YYewXEBQI/AAAAAAAAALA/Q6dom9BajeY/s320/s1e15-13.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437560516753229058" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">And we revert back to middle school.</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Everybody gets 1000 points.<br /><br />Now we have Film Dub. Something about two suitors trying to impress girl's father.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YZGyVPIBI/AAAAAAAAALI/F8nzNUWfZqo/s1600-h/s1e15-14.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YZGyVPIBI/AAAAAAAAALI/F8nzNUWfZqo/s320/s1e15-14.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437561204477206546" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">You only wish you had a hat like that.</span></span><br /></div></div><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Really, Mr. Beard Guy here really seems hard to impress. Just look at him. He just looks hard to impress.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YZg_iH1nI/AAAAAAAAALQ/rZ0-c5GzNcU/s1600-h/s1e15-15.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YZg_iH1nI/AAAAAAAAALQ/rZ0-c5GzNcU/s320/s1e15-15.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437561654697514610" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >"Impress me. I dare you."</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Man, I wonder what would happen if this guy and Puzzled/Disgusted Greg had a staring contest.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YZg_iH1nI/AAAAAAAAALQ/rZ0-c5GzNcU/s1600-h/s1e15-15.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YZg_iH1nI/AAAAAAAAALQ/rZ0-c5GzNcU/s320/s1e15-15.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437561654697514610" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YaFRfwuaI/AAAAAAAAALY/JZt4AJHBmJU/s1600-h/s1e15-1flip.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YaFRfwuaI/AAAAAAAAALY/JZt4AJHBmJU/s320/s1e15-1flip.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437562277994740130" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YafvFf-mI/AAAAAAAAALg/V_0QnIYGFJQ/s1600-h/s1e15-15-2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YafvFf-mI/AAAAAAAAALg/V_0QnIYGFJQ/s320/s1e15-15-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437562732614253154" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YaxQPMnGI/AAAAAAAAALo/Nsfzc-lSe9w/s1600-h/s1e15-1flip-2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YaxQPMnGI/AAAAAAAAALo/Nsfzc-lSe9w/s320/s1e15-1flip-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437563033571073122" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YbDIsEX6I/AAAAAAAAALw/e9lCy9eQAAc/s1600-h/s1e15-15-3.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YbDIsEX6I/AAAAAAAAALw/e9lCy9eQAAc/s320/s1e15-15-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437563340782329762" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YbRL9QmEI/AAAAAAAAAL4/k-3Z60tJwlg/s1600-h/s1e15-1flip-3.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YbRL9QmEI/AAAAAAAAAL4/k-3Z60tJwlg/s320/s1e15-1flip-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437563582177908802" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3Ybgu0Ko5I/AAAAAAAAAMA/5HWx7hdFQZU/s1600-h/s1e15-15-4.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3Ybgu0Ko5I/AAAAAAAAAMA/5HWx7hdFQZU/s320/s1e15-15-4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437563849233048466" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YbveXcjpI/AAAAAAAAAMI/GXxrVOoEEaU/s1600-h/s1e15-1flip-4.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YbveXcjpI/AAAAAAAAAMI/GXxrVOoEEaU/s320/s1e15-1flip-4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437564102515658386" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3Yb4Eo9OsI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/3GmHsZBxg6o/s1600-h/s1e15-15-5.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3Yb4Eo9OsI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/3GmHsZBxg6o/s320/s1e15-15-5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437564250228603586" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YcBYHPJxI/AAAAAAAAAMY/bcbNWDXcZso/s1600-h/s1e15-1flip-5.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YcBYHPJxI/AAAAAAAAAMY/bcbNWDXcZso/s320/s1e15-1flip-5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437564410074703634" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YcRSeR7cI/AAAAAAAAAMg/AziQqVvjBWU/s1600-h/boom.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3YcRSeR7cI/AAAAAAAAAMg/AziQqVvjBWU/s320/boom.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437564683438648770" border="0" /></a><br />Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh.....Ok. Drew awards everybody 1000 beers.<br /><br />The final scoring game is Greatest Hits: Songs of the Mechanic.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3Ycu8H6YKI/AAAAAAAAAMo/v08P-FmrIQ4/s1600-h/s1e15-16.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3Ycu8H6YKI/AAAAAAAAAMo/v08P-FmrIQ4/s320/s1e15-16.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437565192835326114" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">This is my shoe. Look at it.</span><br /></span></div><br />No points.<br /><br />Final Tally:<br />Greg: 1000 points, 1000 beers<br />Wayne: 1000 points<br />Colin: 1000 points, 1000 beers<br />Ryan: 1000 points, 1000 beers<br />Bald Guy #1: 1000 points<br />Bald Guy #2: 1000 points<br />Estate of Cab Calloway: 100,000 points.<br />Total: 106,000 points, 3000 beers<br /><br />The Estate of Cab Calloway has the most points, but the victory goes to Wayne.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative Total: Season 1, Episodes 1-15: 5,132,622.5</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">*If you don't get the joke, read <a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/invisible-x">this</a>.<br />** I'm allowed to say that. Both my parents grew up on farms.</span><br /></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-40684309776129714372010-02-09T18:37:00.000-08:002010-02-09T19:23:51.862-08:00The points are just like shirts to the Incredible Hulk.<span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://watchwliia.blogspot.com/2009/09/wliia-us-season-1-episode-14.html">Season 1, Episode 14</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span><br /><br />As usual, we begin this episode with "Lets make a Date", with Brad as a Latin American Soccer Announcer, Colin as the Incredible Hulk, and Ryan as Ian's daughter having a tantrum.<br /><br />Brad manages to get himself nearly killed several times.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3Icij1U8AI/AAAAAAAAAIA/GgXY4RsnQCI/s1600-h/vlcsnap-483930.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3Icij1U8AI/AAAAAAAAAIA/GgXY4RsnQCI/s320/vlcsnap-483930.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436439080249651202" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >"HULK PIMP-SLAP!"</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3IcwJw9b2I/AAAAAAAAAII/DhvUqMQUp1g/s1600-h/vlcsnap-484050.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3IcwJw9b2I/AAAAAAAAAII/DhvUqMQUp1g/s320/vlcsnap-484050.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436439313770180450" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">"HULK INDIFFERENT TO SUFFERING</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">OF<br />LATIN AMERICAN SOCCER</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">ANNOUNCER!"</span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3IdBOJdnUI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/7H9yfTpLMD8/s1600-h/vlcsnap-483388.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3IdBOJdnUI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/7H9yfTpLMD8/s320/vlcsnap-483388.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436439607004470594" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">"HULK IS BORED NOW.</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">HULK WILL<br />NOW GO PLAY <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touhou">TOUHOU</a></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">*</span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">!</span> <span style="font-family:arial;"><br />THAT WILL SURELY CALM</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">HULK'S NERVES!"</span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3IdrLrfZNI/AAAAAAAAAIY/bN8f7EZS3Oc/s1600-h/vlcsnap-484600.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3IdrLrfZNI/AAAAAAAAAIY/bN8f7EZS3Oc/s320/vlcsnap-484600.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436440327896392914" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">"HULK ABSCONDS WITH RYAN STILES!"</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Okay, now that I've used up my allotted capital letters for the day, all that must be said is that everybody gets 1000 points.<br /><br />Next up is Moving people, which supposedly has something to do with an earthquake of some sort during Ryan and Colin's honeymoon.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3IfA3tWDfI/AAAAAAAAAIg/1VcjAsRBrI8/s1600-h/s1e14-5.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3IfA3tWDfI/AAAAAAAAAIg/1VcjAsRBrI8/s320/s1e14-5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436441800004210162" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">"The field goal is good!"</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Colin and Ryan each get 1000 points.<br /><br />Next is Weird Newscasters. Colin has a five second memory, Ian is Ricky Ricardo at his wits end, Ryan is the Wicked Witch of the West, and Colin has a five second memory.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3If4x38jYI/AAAAAAAAAIo/BB51AZLn5TU/s1600-h/s1e14-6.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3If4x38jYI/AAAAAAAAAIo/BB51AZLn5TU/s320/s1e14-6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436442760510737794" border="0" /></a></div></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Well, there's Ryan.</span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3IhKAl5rMI/AAAAAAAAAIw/vB6gNmLCaig/s1600-h/wicked-witch.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 235px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3IhKAl5rMI/AAAAAAAAAIw/vB6gNmLCaig/s320/wicked-witch.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436444156030987458" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I see the resemblance.</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Unfortunately, not good enough to get any points.<br /><br />Moving is Greatest Hits: songs of the Ant Farmer. Both difficult to sing about and to actually get a decent picture of. Which is why you get this:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3IiKMszdeI/AAAAAAAAAI4/DKQzeC15FKw/s1600-h/s1e14-7.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3IiKMszdeI/AAAAAAAAAI4/DKQzeC15FKw/s320/s1e14-7.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436445258792793570" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Really, is "Ant Farmer"</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">even a real job?</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Ryan, Colin, and Brad all get 1000 points.<br /><br />The final scoring game is Party Quirks.<br /><br />Ian is a gangster being riddled with bullets,<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3IitK8ZAkI/AAAAAAAAAJA/-MCzOX4i1A4/s1600-h/s1e14-8.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3IitK8ZAkI/AAAAAAAAAJA/-MCzOX4i1A4/s320/s1e14-8.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436445859616719426" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Being riddled with bullets,</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">not having a seizure.</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Colin is a bad tempered sperm looking for an egg.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3IjrOvicWI/AAAAAAAAAJI/rtfsgHfZXMM/s1600-h/YEAHNO.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3IjrOvicWI/AAAAAAAAAJI/rtfsgHfZXMM/s320/YEAHNO.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436446925788442978" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">There's really no way</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">I'm putting up a picture</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">of that.</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Ryan is a bloodhound trained to sniff out complete idiots, leading to....<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3IkHDKV6oI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/5I1OYGt4W94/s1600-h/s1e14-9.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S3IkHDKV6oI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/5I1OYGt4W94/s320/s1e14-9.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436447403715979906" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >You knew this was coming.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Nobody gets points.<br /><br />Final Tally:<br />Brad: 2000<br />Ian: 1000<br />Colin: 3000<br />Ryan: 3000<br />Total: 9000<br /><br />Wow, not only do Colin and Ryan have the most points, but Drew actually declares them the winners! I guess the points actually do matter this time around.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative Total: Season 1, Episodes 1-14: 5,026,622.5<br /></span></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">* The Touhou games, while a lot of fun and having awesome music, are not good games to play to calm yourself down. They are part of a genre which is known as "Bullet Hell", and for good reason. Think "Space Invaders" or "Galaga" but on steroids. For example <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tpAAX3jzlk">this</a> is typical Touhou level, taken from the game "Embodiment of Scarlet Devil". Keep in mind that a) this is only halfway through the game, and b) it is the "normal" difficulty level (read "what you play if you aren't that good"). Yeah, the Incredible Hulk should probably not play it, lest he destroy not only his computer, but the house the computer is in.</span>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-57989986390758108332010-02-04T17:43:00.000-08:002010-02-04T18:10:07.314-08:00The points are just like pants to Tarzan.<a href="http://watchwliia.blogspot.com/2009/09/wliia-us-season-1-episode-13.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Season 1, Episode 13</span></a><br /><br />And we're back for another episode of Whose Line.<br /><br />This episode starts off with a game of Questions Only, set in the Wild West.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2t4O6bgQJI/AAAAAAAAAHA/3Xa7WZ-IkfI/s1600-h/vlcsnap-183410.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2t4O6bgQJI/AAAAAAAAAHA/3Xa7WZ-IkfI/s320/vlcsnap-183410.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434569572950753426" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">It also apparently involves the Chicken Dance.<br /></span></span><div style="text-align: left;"><br />Ryan receives 100 points.<br /><br />Wayne then sings a Prince song to Marie, who does aerobics.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2t4-k15KuI/AAAAAAAAAHI/elUluozlHec/s1600-h/s1e13-2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2t4-k15KuI/AAAAAAAAAHI/elUluozlHec/s320/s1e13-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434570391789578978" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Insert joke about "Artist formerly known as Wayne" here.<br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><div style="text-align: left;">No points here, despite Wayne's best efforts.<br /><br />Next up is a game of "Dead Bodies" involving a mock-up of "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_graduate">The Graduate</a>" and a little old lady who's probably been traumatized.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2t52h1QtUI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/M84btX2HeKI/s1600-h/s1e13-3.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2t52h1QtUI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/M84btX2HeKI/s320/s1e13-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434571353054295362" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I'm sure she's been through this many times.<br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">No points, though. Also, when you try to go to sleep tonight, try to get this out of your head:<br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2t6tI0r8II/AAAAAAAAAHg/cQmEZn-5jO4/s1600-h/s1e13-5.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2t6tI0r8II/AAAAAAAAAHg/cQmEZn-5jO4/s320/s1e13-5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434572291233804418" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Good luck.<br /></span></span></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Maybe a game of sound effects featuring Colin as a hair dresser (irony, lol) will get some points.<br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2t6b4SYd5I/AAAAAAAAAHY/Xo24XJML0OQ/s1600-h/s1e13-4.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2t6b4SYd5I/AAAAAAAAAHY/Xo24XJML0OQ/s320/s1e13-4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434571994737178514" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Putting aside the fact that he's killed a bunch of<br />his customers, would you trust this man to<br />give you a haircut?<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Nope. No points.<br /><br />Lets try again, with Weird Newscasters. Colin is in a soap opera (so he has a long lost relative and amnesia), Wayne is a middle aged woman who is too proud of her body (try not to think about it), and Ryan is Tarzan.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2t73r4pH7I/AAAAAAAAAHo/Ho6gfS631XY/s1600-h/tarzan_2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 254px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2t73r4pH7I/AAAAAAAAAHo/Ho6gfS631XY/s320/tarzan_2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434573571955957682" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">The old Tarzan movies with<br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Weissm%C3%BCller">Johny Weissmuller.</a><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2t8b1PKguI/AAAAAAAAAHw/iYg1bdZviKM/s1600-h/s1e13-6.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2t8b1PKguI/AAAAAAAAAHw/iYg1bdZviKM/s320/s1e13-6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434574192941630178" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">And Ryan Stiles' interpretation of the character.</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">And finally some points are awarded...to the people sitting behind Drew, for really getting into it. It's better than no points, I guess.<br /><br />We finish off the point section of the episode with everyone's favorite game, Hoedown. About birth.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2t9Mdj9-zI/AAAAAAAAAH4/bg-O7Un9iOE/s1600-h/vlcsnap-194320.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2t9Mdj9-zI/AAAAAAAAAH4/bg-O7Un9iOE/s320/vlcsnap-194320.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434575028400028466" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: arial;">I'm too tired to come up with a witty caption.<br />Even I would, it would probably suck anyway.<br /><br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: left;">Final Tally:<br />Denny: 0<br />Wayne: 0<br />Colin: 0<br />Ryan: 100<br />People behind Drew: 100<br />Total: 200<br /><br />Ryan and the People behind Drew tie for the win, but Colin and Ryan are named as the winners.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative Total: Season 1, Episodes 1-13: 5017622.5</span><br /></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: arial;"></span></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: arial;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: arial;"></span></span></div></div><br /></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-3054874163731437992010-01-31T11:53:00.000-08:002010-01-31T12:43:43.232-08:00The points are just like Atkins to a sumo wrestler.<a href="http://watchwliia.blogspot.com/2009/09/wliia-us-season-1-episode-12.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Season 1, Episode 12</span></a><br /><br />And we begin yet another episode of Whose Line, once again with a game of "lets make a date".<br /><br />Brad is the guy from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_price_is_right">The Price Is Right</a> who announces the showcases, Colin is the world's biggest glutton, and Ryan is a talking chicken who has trouble laying an egg. So a constipated chicken, basically.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2XobT_wGcI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/i_U0-KEPnlI/s1600-h/vlcsnap-380420.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2XobT_wGcI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/i_U0-KEPnlI/s320/vlcsnap-380420.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433004081414150594" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">"Om nom nom"</span></span><br /><br /></div>Ryan picks up 1000 points, despite being killed and eaten by Colin.<br /><br />Next, Brad and Wayne sing a 60's rhythm and blues song to Dana, a Dental Hygienist (because "dentist" wasn't good enough, apparently).<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2XosBp4DTI/AAAAAAAAAGY/AYWJWLFTfIc/s1600-h/s1e12-2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2XosBp4DTI/AAAAAAAAAGY/AYWJWLFTfIc/s320/s1e12-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433004368548334898" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">"Dana, give me some Novocaine-a!”</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Dana picks up 2000 points, taking the lead.<br /><br />Colin then does a Newsflash concerning what appears to be monkeys having a snowball fight.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2XpA39EK5I/AAAAAAAAAGg/m66v70gd8M8/s1600-h/s1e12-3.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2XpA39EK5I/AAAAAAAAAGg/m66v70gd8M8/s320/s1e12-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433004726721719186" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >Pictured: Monkeys.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">No points for Colin.<br />Although I will say that we need more tv shows that involve monkeys doing strange activities. Like jousting.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2XpYWimstI/AAAAAAAAAGo/ukzoVr6LNkI/s1600-h/monkey+on+a+horse.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2XpYWimstI/AAAAAAAAAGo/ukzoVr6LNkI/s320/monkey+on+a+horse.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433005130069226194" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >This is the first picture that came up<br />when I did a Google search for<br />"Jousting Monkeys". Although<br />I'm also quite curious about that<br />"Jesus Shaves" thing in the background.</span><br /></div><br /><br />Moving on....to Film, TV, and Theater styles: Birdman of Alcatraz.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2Xpx9FZ7vI/AAAAAAAAAGw/vC8t0ky5pfY/s1600-h/vlcsnap-386020.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2Xpx9FZ7vI/AAAAAAAAAGw/vC8t0ky5pfY/s320/vlcsnap-386020.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433005569912467186" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Well, it superficially resembles Sumo Wrestling.</span></span><br /></div><br />The audience takes the lead with 1,000,000 points.<br /><br />Finishing up the show is a Telethon for NBA players. Because they need the cash.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2Xq20gDkSI/AAAAAAAAAG4/gJOodSGE1ds/s1600-h/se12-5.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2Xq20gDkSI/AAAAAAAAAG4/gJOodSGE1ds/s320/se12-5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433006753019302178" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >These are not the NBA players.</span><br /></div><br />No one gets anything out of this, least of all the NBA players.<br /><br />Final tally:<br />Brad: 0<br />Wayne: 0<br />Colin: 0<br />Ryan: 1000<br />Dana: 2000<br />Audience: 1,000,000<br />Total: 1,003,000<br /><br />The audience has the most points, but Wayne gets the victory.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative total: Season 1; episodes 1-12: 5,017,422.5</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bonus Theological Content: If you don't care about theology, go do something else.</span><br /><br />Today's topic is sovereignty. People complain about God a lot. A <span style="font-style: italic;">lot</span>.<br />"If God is good, why is there suffering?"<br />"Why didn't God make the world differently?"<br />"Why does my life suck?"<br />"Why is Disney still producing musical 'artists' "?<br /><br />Really, that's presuming far too much. Can anyone really honestly say that they think they could do a better job? Let's assume that God is omniscient; that is, he knows all. Literally <span style="font-style: italic;">all</span>. This means he has taken every possible factor into account. Can a finite person really claim to know better?<br /><br />Then there's the matter of a lack of foresight. We complain about suffering in this world as if this world is all that matters. I would think that God is aware of more than that. Such as, oh...the afterlife, maybe? What suffering we put up with in this life may very well turn out to be largely irrelevant or minor in the grand scheme of things.<br /><br />But that's just a side issue.<br /><br />The real issue of sovereignty here is this: say that God really <span style="font-style: italic;">doesn't</span> have any particular reason for making the world the way it is other than he wanted it that way? Can we really say that something is wrong with that? I don't think so. God defines "right" and "wrong". He could have created a world that was just one big fight to the death, purely for his own amusement, and it would still be, in the strictest sense, "right". God is not answerable to a "higher" standard. He <span style="font-style: italic;">is </span>the standard.<br /><br />Sure, we may not like it, but that does not make it "wrong". We wouldn't call the author of a book a bad person because he allows the characters in the book to suffer. Then why would we call God "bad" when he allows people in the world to suffer? Surely there is a greater gap between the being that quite literally defines reality and the lesser beings that he "wrote" from scratch. Even authors do not truly create characters; they merely build them out of existing materials; emotions and motivations. Do they really have any right to rebel against the author that wrote them?<br /><br />Okay, rambling over. Go do something useful with your life.<br /></div></div></div></div>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-63637675505739146622010-01-30T07:38:00.000-08:002010-01-30T08:04:04.154-08:00The points are just like secondary characters to Captain Kirk<span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://watchwliia.blogspot.com/2009/09/wliia-us-season-1-episode-11.html">Season 1, Episode 11</a></span><br /><br />Once again, we begin the episode with a game of Lets Make A Date.<br /><br />Wayne is Bill Clinton, Colin is being eaten by army ants, and I'm not going to say what Ryan is, because I'm trying not to think about it.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2RVaVMoYDI/AAAAAAAAAE8/XGsQ0xNCaIU/s1600-h/s1e11-1.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2RVaVMoYDI/AAAAAAAAAE8/XGsQ0xNCaIU/s320/s1e11-1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432560961370742834" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">And this is why.</span></span><br /></div><br />All you need to know about Ryan is that Drew docks him 100 points.<br /><br />Next up is Film, Tv, and Theater Styles; featuring Greg attempting to get Ryan's bees to stop attacking his cattle. Yes, I know, it makes no sense.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2RVuuypefI/AAAAAAAAAFE/gDtAECn-nVA/s1600-h/s1e11-2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2RVuuypefI/AAAAAAAAAFE/gDtAECn-nVA/s320/s1e11-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432561311838468594" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >This is supposed to be <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabuki">Kabuki</a>,<br />something which Greg and Ryan have<br />evidently never actually seen.</span><br /></div><br />Greg gets 2000 points.<br /><br />The Next game is Hats.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2RWO0GIseI/AAAAAAAAAFM/NBdJvJzJgq4/s1600-h/s1e11-3.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2RWO0GIseI/AAAAAAAAAFM/NBdJvJzJgq4/s320/s1e11-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432561863018197474" border="0" /></a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_trek_tng"><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >So where's Patrick Stewart?</span></a><br /></div><br />Nobody gets any points for this one.<br /><br />Moving on, we have Weird Newscasters. Greg is Captain Kirk:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2RXYEcgzNI/AAAAAAAAAFU/pMPofNu09W8/s1600-h/startrek.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 236px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2RXYEcgzNI/AAAAAAAAAFU/pMPofNu09W8/s320/startrek.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432563121537469650" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Wayne is constantly speeding up and slowing down, and Ryan is a rock star:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2RXjbjM4nI/AAAAAAAAAFc/CBz9DZK3C9E/s1600-h/s1e11-4.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2RXjbjM4nI/AAAAAAAAAFc/CBz9DZK3C9E/s320/s1e11-4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432563316718101106" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >That's what this is supposed to be.</span><br /></div><br />500 points for everyone.<br /><br />We finish up with Greatest Hits: Songs of the Postal Worker.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2RX5r9Da0I/AAAAAAAAAFk/yHjg0wo0jqU/s1600-h/vlcsnap-424397.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2RX5r9Da0I/AAAAAAAAAFk/yHjg0wo0jqU/s320/vlcsnap-424397.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432563699078622018" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >I really have nothing witty to say.</span><br /></div><br />No points here.<br /><br />Final Tally:<br />Greg: 2000<br />Wayne: 1,000,500 (he got one million points (for next show) in the last show, remember?)<br />Colin: 500<br />Ryan: 400<br />Total: 1003900<br /><br />Wayne has the most points, but Colin and Ryan officially win.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative Total; Season 1, Episodes 1-11: 4,014,422.5</span>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-15899874235758696812010-01-29T12:19:00.000-08:002010-01-29T12:53:24.316-08:00The points are just like earthquakes to an astronaut.<a href="http://watchwliia.blogspot.com/2009/09/wliia-us-season-1-episode-10.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Season 1, Episode 10</span></a><br /><br />This episode starts of with a Questions Only soap opera.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2NGLKsSBkI/AAAAAAAAAEE/tFmsA7N_8gA/s1600-h/s1e10-1.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2NGLKsSBkI/AAAAAAAAAEE/tFmsA7N_8gA/s320/s1e10-1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432262733201540674" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">"I'd rather not have a real<br />man in my life, thanks."<br /></span></span></div><br />Fortunately, not too many long lost relatives show up. Unfortunately, no one gets any points.<br /><br />Next, Wayne sings a gospel song to Sheila the immigration worker.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2NGsa_riCI/AAAAAAAAAEM/Cdqzo6VWoto/s1600-h/s1e10-2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2NGsa_riCI/AAAAAAAAAEM/Cdqzo6VWoto/s320/s1e10-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432263304513554466" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">"Can't stop my love from jumpin' your fence!'</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Wayne gets 1,000,000 points...for the next show. I'll add them then. So functionally, he has no points for this game.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Now we have a Newsflash, which seems to feature the 1950's equivalent of Baywatch.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2NIYBm267I/AAAAAAAAAEU/I_uMYzGUtYw/s1600-h/s1e10-3.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2NIYBm267I/AAAAAAAAAEU/I_uMYzGUtYw/s320/s1e10-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432265153124428722" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">"Of course all these people<br />are from the senate."</span></span><br /></div><br />And I thought that the country was in bad shape before...No points.<br /><br />Drew also says that if you keep track of the points, you can enter a drawing and win a chance to watch Whose Line in the comfort of your own home. I would like you to know that I have won that drawing.<br /><br />Moving on, we have Sound Effects, with Colin as an Eastern European Gymnast, who needs perfect scores.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2NI7Vc1WNI/AAAAAAAAAEc/a873R3BwqAg/s1600-h/s1e10-4.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2NI7Vc1WNI/AAAAAAAAAEc/a873R3BwqAg/s320/s1e10-4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432265759746513106" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >Immediately preceding this pose was<br />the most graceful and beautiful<br />rhythmic gymnastics routine<br />ever performed.</span><br /></div><br />Colin receives, no points, because he apparently doesn't know that events like discus throwing and pole-vaulting are track and field events. Although I'm sure combining track and field with gymnastics would certainly be interesting. Especially javelin throwing.<br /><br />Newscasters is up next, with Colin being the target of rumors about his inability to be a good date.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2NJUnExVyI/AAAAAAAAAEk/fsb4bo-re0Q/s1600-h/vlcsnap-480198.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2NJUnExVyI/AAAAAAAAAEk/fsb4bo-re0Q/s320/vlcsnap-480198.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432266193974155042" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >"I didn't know your<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >shirt was flammable!"</span><br /></div><br />Wayne also gets locked out of his car, and Ryan traumatizes a guy in the audience.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2NJuQYzBJI/AAAAAAAAAEs/WPYFyzfmn84/s1600-h/s1e10-6.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2NJuQYzBJI/AAAAAAAAAEs/WPYFyzfmn84/s320/s1e10-6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432266634560734354" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >"Call me."</span><br /></div><br />Everybody gets 1000 points for their trouble.<br /><br />Last of all is Scene to Rap, which once again demonstrates the timeless truth that no one on Whoseline other than Wayne is capable of rapping.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2NJ-FARmHI/AAAAAAAAAE0/xE-bgK5NtSg/s1600-h/vlcsnap-483320.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2NJ-FARmHI/AAAAAAAAAE0/xE-bgK5NtSg/s320/vlcsnap-483320.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432266906382997618" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" >They can, however, stop<br />and earthquake with the<br />power of Riverdance.</span><br /></div><br />No points, though.<br /><br />Final tally:<br />Wayne: 1000 (1,000,000 for next show)<br />Denny: 1000<br />Colin: 1000<br />Ryan: 1000<br />Total: 4000<br /><br />It's a four way tie, and Denny is arbitrarily picked as the winner.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative total, Season 1, Episodes 1-10: 3,010,522.5</span><br /></div></div>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-54537744657840842102010-01-28T13:01:00.000-08:002010-01-28T13:58:03.991-08:00The points are just like an ice hockey rink in Tunisia.<span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://watchwliia.blogspot.com/2009/09/wliia-us-season-1-episode-9.html">Season 1, Episode 9</a><br /><br /></span>And it's time for yet another episode of Whose Line. This episode starts out with a game of Superheroes, and as usual, they are probably the most incompetent and completely-not-useful-at-all-to-have-in-a-crisis people ever. We have:<br /><ul><li>Fruit and Vegetable Man (with the power to be more healthy than Beef and Pork Man, but slightly less healthy than the Whole Wheat Kid)</li><li>Ice Hockey Kid (with the power to be like Happy Gilmore, only less annoying)</li><li>Irate Film Director Boy (with the power to...basically be Colin Mochrie during a game of Hollywood Director)</li><li>Playful Licking Puppy Boy (with the power of <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway">heart!</a>*)</li></ul><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2IFyYI_e_I/AAAAAAAAADM/y-juf-qRpCE/s1600-h/vlcsnap-494846.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2IFyYI_e_I/AAAAAAAAADM/y-juf-qRpCE/s320/vlcsnap-494846.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431910463594003442" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">"Flaming Carrots of St. Sebastian!"</span><br /></div><br />Well, this game certainly gave us what is quite possibly the best exclamation ever. I need to work that into my speech. Everyone gets 100 points except Colin, who gets -1000 for mentioning Pauly Shore.<br /><br />Moving on, Wayne sings a Luther Vandross song about English Literature to Jennifer.<br />Hope Wayne knows his <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaucer">Chaucer</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_tolstoy">Tolstoy</a>.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2IGMlmdw4I/AAAAAAAAADU/KxOFeQ3Fnfk/s1600-h/s1e9-2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2IGMlmdw4I/AAAAAAAAADU/KxOFeQ3Fnfk/s320/s1e9-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431910913883882370" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >"I don't call if you call me Chaucer, or maybe Tolstoy!"</span><br /></div><br />Okay, I guess he does. Man, is there anything that Wayne Brady can't do? He gets 1000000 points.<br /><br />Next up is Weird Newscasters.<br /><br />Greg is a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gremlin_%28car%29">Gremlin</a>.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2IGejuPPgI/AAAAAAAAADc/5VS76hAkFpg/s1600-h/Gremlin1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 177px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2IGejuPPgI/AAAAAAAAADc/5VS76hAkFpg/s320/Gremlin1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431911222617259522" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Wait, that's not right. They're probably talking about </span><a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gremlins">this</a><span style="font-family:arial;">.<br />Or maybe </span><a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gremlin">this</a><span style="font-family:arial;">.</span></span><br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2IGyc7ZMoI/AAAAAAAAADk/AKc0o15DFbI/s1600-h/vlcsnap-497949.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2IGyc7ZMoI/AAAAAAAAADk/AKc0o15DFbI/s320/vlcsnap-497949.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431911564390773378" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">You'd think if you were getting gnawed on like that,<br />you'd be more than slightly annoyed.</span></span><br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2IHRixtsYI/AAAAAAAAADs/FLQtQ7M2O5k/s1600-h/s1e9-4.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2IHRixtsYI/AAAAAAAAADs/FLQtQ7M2O5k/s320/s1e9-4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431912098536731010" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">That's more like it.</span> </span></div><br />Wayne is an overly emotional preacher at a funeral, and Ryan is being attacked by increasingly ferocious animals. Nobody gets any points though.<br /><br />Next up is Greatest Hits: Songs of the Lifeguard.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2IHggO7bbI/AAAAAAAAAD0/xEH7VfkzcP8/s1600-h/s1e9-5.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2IHggO7bbI/AAAAAAAAAD0/xEH7VfkzcP8/s320/s1e9-5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431912355551997362" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Well, it's no Baywatch theme song, that's for sure.</span> </span></div><br />Laura Hall gets 1000 points.<br /><br />Closing the scoring portion of the episode is Party Quirks.<br /><br />Wayne is rapidly aging, Colin is the many roles of Charlton Heston, and Ryan is an eagle struggling to lift heavy things, leading to the inevitable joke:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2IHxQK06QI/AAAAAAAAAD8/hgcq0FyS7Zs/s1600-h/s1e9-6.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S2IHxQK06QI/AAAAAAAAAD8/hgcq0FyS7Zs/s320/s1e9-6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431912643297601794" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: arial;">Yep, there it is.</span></span><br /></div><br />No points for anyone, though Ryan should consider himself lucky he didn't go into the negatives.<br /><br />Final Tally:<br />Greg: 100<br />Wayne: 1000100<br />Colin: -1000<br />Ryan: 100<br />Laura: 1000<br />Total points: 1000300<br /><br />Wayne has more points than anyone else, but Greg wins, because Drew says so.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative Total: Season 1, Episodes 1-9: 3,006,522.5<br /><br />*</span><span style="font-size:85%;">If you don't get it, watch <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JeLcP7Xa5o">this</a>.</span> <span style="font-size:85%;">When I was a kid I wanted to have the power of fire.</span>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-67720191387828792922010-01-13T18:18:00.000-08:002010-01-28T14:00:11.720-08:00The points are just like an Aqualung to an octopus.<span style="font-weight: bold;">Season 1, Episode 8</span><br /><br />And so we begin yet another episode.<br /><br />Guess what game we're starting with. Yup. "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07t5nrZbz2w">Let's make a date</a>". Wayne is an Italian Opera Singer, Colin turns into a pig, and we learn far more about Ryan's subconscious than we ever wanted to know. I will say no more concerning that, lest I have to scrape my brain off again.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S06VTpwp9DI/AAAAAAAAACk/352RIJ9F7Es/s1600-h/s1e8-1.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S06VTpwp9DI/AAAAAAAAACk/352RIJ9F7Es/s320/s1e8-1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426438765888009266" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">It's not as disturbing in context, really.</span></span><br /></div><br />Colin gets 1000 points.<br /><br />Then Wayne begins to channel the spirit of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Armstrong">Louis Armstrong</a>, for the purpose of singing about swimming lessons. And yes, he manages to work some form of innuendo into it.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S06V-G_64DI/AAAAAAAAACs/sO5JoiHiVJw/s1600-h/s1e8-3.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S06V-G_64DI/AAAAAAAAACs/sO5JoiHiVJw/s320/s1e8-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426439495291166770" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">"If I was drowning would you<br />give me CPR?"<br /></span></span></div><br />He also apparently thinks that <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqua-lung">Aqualungs</a> are sexy. Or maybe he's just a fan of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqualung_%28song%29">Jethro Tull</a>.<br />Drew once again awards one million points...to Louis Armstrong.<br /><br />Next up is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiYejB4jJc8">props</a>.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S06WZfHE4iI/AAAAAAAAAC0/Bs6jef05_G0/s1600-h/s1e8-4.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S06WZfHE4iI/AAAAAAAAAC0/Bs6jef05_G0/s320/s1e8-4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426439965620101666" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">A chestburster from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_%28movie%29"><span style="font-style: italic;">Alien</span></a> as<br />envisioned by Dr. Seuss.<br /></span></span></div><br />No points here, and also Colin and Wayne are disturbing as barnyard animals.<br /><br />Also, Drew pities me for keeping track of the points. Doesn't bother me. If people pity you they're more likely to give you stuff for free.<br /><br />Party Quirks is up next. Wayne is a pinball, Colin is a chicken with his head cut off, and Ryan is every <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Hitchcock">Alfred Hitchcock</a> movie ever.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S06XFXrFEFI/AAAAAAAAAC8/iXG-A_qR6PM/s1600-h/s1e8-5.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S06XFXrFEFI/AAAAAAAAAC8/iXG-A_qR6PM/s320/s1e8-5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426440719537868882" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">It makes sense in context.<br /></span></span></div><br />Colin gets 1000 points. I've seen a chicken get it's head cut off, and Colin pretty much nailed it.<br /><br />The final scoring game is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEznmZs5iBc">Greatest Hits: Songs of the Butcher</a>. I will never be able to use a meat tenderizer without having to scour my mind afterwards.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S06Xag-P4cI/AAAAAAAAADE/i6ts5HzWrb0/s1600-h/s1e8-6.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S06Xag-P4cI/AAAAAAAAADE/i6ts5HzWrb0/s320/s1e8-6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426441082811441602" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Someone has certainly<br />been smoking something.<br /></span></span></div><br />No points.<br /><br />Final Tally<br />Wayne:0<br />Denny:0<br />Colin:2000<br />Ryan: 0<br />Louis Armstrong:1000000<br />Total: 1002000<br /><br />Louis Armstrong wins, but he's not on the show, so Ryan and Colin pick up the win.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative Total: Season 1, Episodes 1-8: 2,006,222.5</span>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-7522621801874490302010-01-12T07:37:00.000-08:002010-01-12T13:57:37.243-08:00The points are just like broccoli to a four year old: completely worthless.<span style="font-weight: bold;">Season 1, Episode 7</span><br /><br />We start off this episode with a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2ZEy3I3Y7w">Daytime Talk Show</a> about Hansel and Gretel. Ryan claim that the witch never paid him for putting the finishing touches on the candy house, which the witch (Colin) claims that he...she?<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0zssUWOOpI/AAAAAAAAAB0/ExeYT2VUhAc/s1600-h/s1e7-1.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0zssUWOOpI/AAAAAAAAAB0/ExeYT2VUhAc/s320/s1e7-1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425971897194920594" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">"I'M A WOMAN!!"<br /></span></span></div><br /><br />Okaaay.... Claims that she is just a victim of bad press. In any case, building your house out of edible material is a bad call. But candy? That's just asking for trouble. At least it didn't turn into a Jerry Springer-style free for all.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0ztylz6vkI/AAAAAAAAACE/7_CeY7Rz4dU/s1600-h/s1e7-3.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0ztylz6vkI/AAAAAAAAACE/7_CeY7Rz4dU/s320/s1e7-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425973104473718338" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">I stand corrected.<br /></span></span></div><br />Hansel and Gretel each get 100 points, despite not being involved in the game.<br /><br />Now Wayne gets to show off by singing a ballad to May, a baker.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0ztUf0VrOI/AAAAAAAAAB8/kMpPNnMlkGg/s1600-h/s1e7-2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0ztUf0VrOI/AAAAAAAAAB8/kMpPNnMlkGg/s320/s1e7-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425972587468795106" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Now I'm hungry. Thanks for singing<br />about food, Wayne.<br /></span></span></div><br />Greg gets 100 points for tapping his toes in the background. If we're giving out points for that, I think I should get some. Anybody can tap their toes.<br /><br />Next is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii49co_fGi0">Moving People</a>. Colin is...rather incompetent as a motorcycle cop who pulls Ryan over.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0zuMFNdPPI/AAAAAAAAACM/rI2uISqFdCU/s1600-h/s1e7-4.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0zuMFNdPPI/AAAAAAAAACM/rI2uISqFdCU/s320/s1e7-4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425973542399065330" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Somebody is going to get written up for this.<br /></span></span></div><br /><br />No points here. Move along.<br /><br />Now we have props:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0zumiOgPcI/AAAAAAAAACU/EHNCDgS7Uo8/s1600-h/s1e7-5.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0zumiOgPcI/AAAAAAAAACU/EHNCDgS7Uo8/s320/s1e7-5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425973996864683458" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Nice hat.<br /></span></span></div><br />That's really all that there is to say about it. No points.<br /><br />On to Party Quirks: where an encyclopedia salesman can join the party despite being suspiciously hairy.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0zvBBoQz3I/AAAAAAAAACc/sc_oaIdajBQ/s1600-h/s1e7-6.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0zvBBoQz3I/AAAAAAAAACc/sc_oaIdajBQ/s320/s1e7-6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425974451970822002" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">"I'm not a chimp. I'm a..<br />drunk acrobat."<br /></span></span></div><br />Colin manages to condense "Gone with the Wind" into something like %.05 of it's actual length, but gets no points. Just like everyone else.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtdULJ5KENw">Hoedown</a>: no points here. No picture either. A static picture of somebody singing is boring.<br /><br />Final Tally:<br />Greg: 100<br />Wayne: 0<br />Colin: 0<br />Ryan: 0<br />Hansel: 100<br />Gretel: 100<br />Total: 300<br /><br />It's a 3-way tie between Greg, Hansel, and Gretel, point wise, although Wayne takes home the victory.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative total, Season 1, Episodes 1-7: 1004222.5</span>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-59588251114355957422010-01-11T09:05:00.000-08:002010-01-11T09:41:34.228-08:00The points are just like a Hairdresser to Colin Mochrie<span style="font-weight: bold;">Season 1, Episode 6</span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Aaaannnd we're back. And guess which game we're starting off with? Yup, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRQ0H7kGSDI">"Let's Make A Date"</a>. It's a good starting game.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;">We have Brad as a stressed out hairdresser, Colin giving birth</span>, and Ryan as a loudmouthed sports fan.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0tbZK_iXJI/AAAAAAAAABE/Hes6UM-AvoY/s1600-h/s1e6-1.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0tbZK_iXJI/AAAAAAAAABE/Hes6UM-AvoY/s320/s1e6-1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425530664103599250" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Brad looks at Colin and realizes that the<br />situation is hopeless. Ryan looks at Colin and<br />sees an invisible baby.<br /></span></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Everybody gets 50 points.<br /><br />Next up is Sound Effects, with Colin as the (extraordinary incompetent) Lone Ranger, attempting to foil a train robbery. Or something.<br /><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0tcayJSOQI/AAAAAAAAABM/m4jO9SHnqM0/s1600-h/s1e6-2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0tcayJSOQI/AAAAAAAAABM/m4jO9SHnqM0/s320/s1e6-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425531791304964354" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">This is apparently what foiling a train robbery looks like.</span></span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />The points are awarded by shoe size this round. Apparently this means that Colin doesn't have feet, because he gets no points. And Ryan's shoe's are too big to be measured by any number, so he doesn't get any points either.<br /><br />Moving on is Daytime Talk Show. This guy:<br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0tdw5wd9mI/AAAAAAAAABU/Xmqta4VnLGE/s1600-h/s1e6-3.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0tdw5wd9mI/AAAAAAAAABU/Xmqta4VnLGE/s320/s1e6-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425533270817109602" border="0" /></a></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Excuse the crappily drawn arrow.</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">suggests the use of the Three Little Pigs. Ok. Rather than going the "Jerry Springer" route, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X42WLObF4OQ">this game becomes a social satire of race relations using barnyard animals as metaphorical symbols of ethnic groups</a>.* It concludes in a surprisingly heartwarming fashion.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0tfTuoA0YI/AAAAAAAAABc/oobPiTCtff8/s1600-h/s1e6-4.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0tfTuoA0YI/AAAAAAAAABc/oobPiTCtff8/s320/s1e6-4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425534968635904386" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Because this totally happens all<br />the time on Jerry Springer.<br /></span></span></div><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">*or maybe Ryan is just making fun of people who end up on Jerry Springer.</span><br /><br />Unfortunately, this is a non-scoring round.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Props </span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">is next.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0tfsQrmE3I/AAAAAAAAABk/xNmZjdFnO7o/s1600-h/s1e6-5.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0tfsQrmE3I/AAAAAAAAABk/xNmZjdFnO7o/s320/s1e6-5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425535390094594930" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Dr. Seuss would be proud.</span></span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">100 points to Brad.<br /><br /></span></div></div>And now we go join Ryan, Colin, and Brad in a game of Helping Hands, as they try (and fail) to make a pizza, violating pretty much every conceivable health code in the process.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0tgO-gf_PI/AAAAAAAAABs/YuzpGyBcQrI/s1600-h/s1e6-6.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0tgO-gf_PI/AAAAAAAAABs/YuzpGyBcQrI/s320/s1e6-6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425535986511641842" border="0" /></a></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >On second thought, let's<br />go to Papa John's.</span><br /></div><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">We finish up the scoring section of the show with Hoedown, which I did not provide a picture of because Hoedown is a visually boring game. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HFUVBnRwtM">So here's a video.</a><br /><br />Final Tally:<br />Brad: 150<br />Kathy: 50<br />Colin: 50<br />Ryan: 50<br />Total: 300<br /><br />Brad has more points than anyone else, but the official winner is "Lewis, from the Drew Carey Show!". Otherwise known as Ryan.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative Points, Season 1, Episodes 1-6: 1003922.5</span><br /></span><br />Now that you've read this, go do something useful to society.<br /></span></div></div></div></div>J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4057044525657977858.post-8947728031613847292010-01-10T14:49:00.000-08:002010-01-10T16:10:24.547-08:00The points are just like the Internet to an Amish man.<span style="font-weight: bold;">Season 1, Episode 5</span><br /><br />And here we go.<br /><br />We start out with yet another "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKoy_78u_RM&feature=channel">Let's make a Date</a>". Featuring Brad as an Amish guy (not Sean Connery). Colin also gets to go to the dentist, and Ryan turns into a parrot. A very tall parrot.<br />Karen gets 1000 points for being cute, even though she gets Brad confused with Sean Connery.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0pntIlpP4I/AAAAAAAAAAM/braosKhi5BE/s1600-h/s1e5-1.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0pntIlpP4I/AAAAAAAAAAM/braosKhi5BE/s320/s1e5-1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425262726218334082" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Pictured: Not Sean Connery</span><br /></span></div><br />Next up is song styles. Brad sings a rousing ballad about political science to Naroshi (no idea how that's spelled), and actually manages to come up with some (incredibly strained) rhymes: close-y, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brioche">brioche</a>, suntan loti-y, etc.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0poB_YgsnI/AAAAAAAAAAU/9dGFvLPGl6A/s1600-h/vlcsnap-59195.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0poB_YgsnI/AAAAAAAAAAU/9dGFvLPGl6A/s320/vlcsnap-59195.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425263084524581490" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >"Across the whole Pacific Ocea-y!"</span><br /><br /></div>Yeah. Well, he got 100 points for that one. I don't know why either.<br /><br />Moving on... <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2igF9zQpXVE&feature=channel">Daytime Talk Show</a>. With Alice in Wonderland. Which quickly devolves into Jerry Springer.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0poYEY7Y_I/AAAAAAAAAAc/LBWSwNsDkj4/s1600-h/vlcsnap-62712.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0poYEY7Y_I/AAAAAAAAAAc/LBWSwNsDkj4/s320/vlcsnap-62712.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425263463825630194" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Truly the pinnacle of entertainment.</span><br /></span></div><br />No points here.<br /><br />Now: Props.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0po_b4vkoI/AAAAAAAAAAk/zqo0IkBmmV0/s1600-h/s1e5-2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0po_b4vkoI/AAAAAAAAAAk/zqo0IkBmmV0/s320/s1e5-2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425264140147987074" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">I'm not sure what this is supposed to be.</span><br /></div><br /><br />Brad almost gets points, but gives Drew a dirty look and receives nothing.<br /><br />Next game is Film Dub. The original film is apparently a romantic western which involves a werewolf somehow.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0ppsY-NHBI/AAAAAAAAAAs/2lvWqwjYnp0/s1600-h/s1e5-3.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0ppsY-NHBI/AAAAAAAAAAs/2lvWqwjYnp0/s320/s1e5-3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425264912459701266" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Okay, </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >somebody</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> explain to me how this<br />image could possibly make any sense.</span><br /></span></div><br />Colin gets 100 points because he wanted a perm. No, really.<br /><br />Now we got to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXuSc-B9zIk&feature=channel">ESPN's Table Waiting Championships!</a><br />The sole purpose of Sportscasters is to make an epic event out of the most mundane events imaginable.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0pqXKnO7bI/AAAAAAAAAA0/JkTL_kkrwAw/s1600-h/s1e5-4.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0pqXKnO7bI/AAAAAAAAAA0/JkTL_kkrwAw/s320/s1e5-4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425265647339630002" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Next time you get a lousy waiter at Olive Garden*,<br />just be glad they're not these guys**.</span><br /></span></div><br />Not worth any points though.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">*Not meant as an insult to Olive Garden.<br />** Actually, It would be kind of awesome to have Colin and Ryan waiting on you in slow motion.<br /></span><br />Ah, yes. The infamous Hoedown. About tourists and people who talk in theaters. Apparently Ryan is that tall guy who inevitably sits in front of you every time.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0prXugQj1I/AAAAAAAAAA8/qGCtfblyVwk/s1600-h/s1e5-5.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_90eeR0U_Jz0/S0prXugQj1I/AAAAAAAAAA8/qGCtfblyVwk/s320/s1e5-5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425266756485680978" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">At least he doesn't talk on his cell phone.<br /></span></span></div><br /><br />Being tall gets you no points.<br /><br />Final Tally:<br />Brad: 100<br />Karen: 1000<br />Colin: 100<br />Ryan: 0<br />Total: 1200<br /><br />Colin and Ryan win, because, as Drew says, He likes them best. True enough, as Karen technically won, with 1000 points.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cumulative points, Season 1, Episodes 1-5: 1003622.5<br /><br />Extra bonus stuff:</span><br /><br />Because it's Sunday, I'm going to rant about theology! Why? Because I have to write it somewhere or I'll forget. Don't complain about it; you don't have to read it. If I make a factual error of some kind feel free to point it out, but don't be a jerk about it.<br /><br />Today's topic is the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omnipotence_paradox">Omnipotence Paradox</a>, which basically asks the question "Could an Omnipotent God" create a rock so big that he could not lift it?" Quite a few people use this as evidence that an omnipotent God cannot exist. As you can see on the Wikipedia page (if you take the time to read it), for years people have tried to come up with a satisfactory answer to this.<br /><br />The most common explanations, at least ones that don't end with "therefore, God is not omnipotent", still tend to limit God's power in some way. "God can do anything that is not logically impossible" for instance. Of course, that isn't really omnipotence. Omni means "all", not "all situations except for [X]". So if we say that God is truly omnipotent, there must be another way to explain it.<br /><br />My explanation for this is the same as Descartes' view: "God can create a rock so heavy that he cannot lift it, and then lifts it anyway." Obviously, this is not logically consistent. However, we really don't have any basis for assuming that a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transcendence_%28religion%29#Christianity">transcendent</a> God would be bound by logic. The Christian (by this, I mean "that which the Bible teaches", not any of the many other traditions and beliefs with no biblical basis) perception of God is that He created (and transcends) everything. Logic included.<br /><br />God more or less wrote the rules of logic, and therefore we cannot assume that he is bound by them. I'm not trying to imply that God is chaotic or illogical, just that the form of logic we use to reason does not necessarily apply to him. He can still be logical, but not follow our rules.<br /><br />Think of someone who is writing the programming code for a computer game, like a form of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_intelligence">A.I.</a> The programmer is logical, and programs the A.I. to be logical, but is not bound to the rules that the A.I. has to follow. Saying that God cannot do something that we find illogical is like claiming that the programmer can't open a door because the code he's written doesn't contain information on doors.<br /><br />So my answer to the paradox? "God creates a rock that's too heavy for Him to lift, and lifts it anyway. He's God. He can do that"<br /><br />So there's another wall of text down. Go do something useful with your life.J. Teethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17777801892197603756noreply@blogger.com0