Saturday, March 6, 2010

The points are just like a razor to Santa Claus

Season One, Episode 18

Note: If this post happens to suck, it's because I was distracted by Mythbusters while I wrote it, so yeah.

We're (or I'm, since no one actually reads this anyway) almost to the end of season 1!!

It kicks off with a game of Questions Only, set at a singles bar.

"So are you actually single, or
just looking for personal validation?"

We also learn that there's apparently a town somewhere in Canada called "Left Noob". No idea if that's true or not, and I'm too lazy to find out. Yes, I know that searching on Google would take all of 5 minutes, but I'm lazy.

Ryan loses 100 points, but Colin gets 100 points for saying "Left Noob".

Next up, Wayne sings a song to Dennis, the Engineer, as a 60's girl group.

At least Dennis seems to be
enjoying himself...

Dennis ought to be happy, Drew awards him 1,500,000,000. Yes, you read that right, fifteen hundred million points. Much more than all the other points Drew has given away combined.

Ok, so next we have Newsflash:

Well, someone's childhood has just been destroyed.

Although I guess there are worse things that could happen. Like seeing Santa dancing at a club.

I guess I spoke too soon.

Well, I guess it could be worse. Santa could turn out to be a shriveled green midget.

Wait, that's Yoda! That's a good thing!

Either way, no one gets any points.
Next up is Hey You Down There! I am never going camping with Colin and Ryan. Ever.

According to Colin, this is
how you put out someone
who's on fire.

Ryan, Colin, and Denny all get 1000 points.

Now we move on to Party Quirks. Wayne is a group of teenage girls at a slumber party, Colin is the summer olympics in 30 seconds, and Ryan is a giraffe getting shot with a tranquilizer dart.

This is a giraffe that has been
shot by a traq dart. Really.

No points. The final scoring game is Scene to Rap: Escaping from a Tsunami.
You can probably guess where this is going.

Has an actual rapper ever
actually used that dance move?

Final Tally:
Wayne: 0
Denny: 1000
Colin: 1100
Ryan: 900
Dennis: 1,500,000,000
Total: 1,500,003,000

The winner is Dennis, obviously, but Drew awards the winner to Ryan and Colin. Which is probably a good thing, because I don't think that Dennis would want to play Helping Hands with Drew.

Cumulative Total: Season 1, Episode 18: 1,505,145,472,5

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