We open this episode with Puzzled/Disgusted Greg.
The first game is Weird Newscasters. It's really a pity that the news doesn't function this way in real life. Maybe then I would actually watch it. Of course, having a James Bond villain do the newscast might not work out so well, but that's a minor inconvenience.
stupid this joke is*.
Wayne is unfortunate enough to lose his girlfriend to a bald man in the audience.
stole Wayne Brady's girlfriend.
Ryan is a psycho with a chainsaw.
With an irrational hatred
for stools, apparently.
Drew award 1000 points to the bald guy that stole Wayne's girl. And 1000 points to the other bald guy sitting next to the first bald guy.
And also to Bald Guy #2, who's
offscreen to the right.
Next up is Hats.
This picture needs no caption.
In retrospect, it's probably
a good thing that Colin went bald.
to the face.*
And we revert back to middle school.
Now we have Film Dub. Something about two suitors trying to impress girl's father.
Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh.....Ok. Drew awards everybody 1000 beers.
The final scoring game is Greatest Hits: Songs of the Mechanic.
Greg: 1000 points, 1000 beers
Wayne: 1000 points
Colin: 1000 points, 1000 beers
Ryan: 1000 points, 1000 beers
Bald Guy #1: 1000 points
Bald Guy #2: 1000 points
Estate of Cab Calloway: 100,000 points.
Total: 106,000 points, 3000 beers
The Estate of Cab Calloway has the most points, but the victory goes to Wayne.
Cumulative Total: Season 1, Episodes 1-15: 5,132,622.5
*If you don't get the joke, read this.
** I'm allowed to say that. Both my parents grew up on farms.