Friday, February 12, 2010

The points are just like camouflage to the invisible man.

Season 1, Episode 15

We open this episode with Puzzled/Disgusted Greg.

This image has no significance,
but I think it's funny, so here it is.

The first game is Weird Newscasters. It's really a pity that the news doesn't function this way in real life. Maybe then I would actually watch it. Of course, having a James Bond villain do the newscast might not work out so well, but that's a minor inconvenience.

I am perfectly aware of how
stupid this joke is*.

Wayne is unfortunate enough to
lose his girlfriend to a bald man in the audience.

This man is so pimpin' that he
stole Wayne Brady's girlfriend.

Ryan is a psycho with a chainsaw.

With an irrational hatred
for stools, apparently.

Drew award 1000 points to the bald guy that stole Wayne's girl. And 1000 points to the other bald guy sitting next to the first bald guy.

Congratulations, Bald Guy.
And also to Bald Guy #2, who's
offscreen to the right.

Moving on to a game that doesn't involve any bald people, we have Song Styles with Wayne Brady, who must sing a Cab Calloway song to Carly (Carley?) the fashion designer.

I didn't think that overalls were ever in style for anyone who didn't grow up on a farm. Maybe her dad was a farmer**.

After the song, Drew awards a hefty 100,000 the estate of Cab Calloway. Sorry Wayne.

Next up is Hats.

"Date me! Date meeeeee!"

This picture needs no caption.

In retrospect, it's probably
a good thing that Colin went bald.

No points.
Okay, moving on from that disturbing image, we have a game of Sportscasters. The sport of the day is Plumbing, the #2 Least-Exciting-to-Watch-Sport ever. (#1 is Curling) But at least plumbing has dramatic Slo-mo.

And an invisible plunger
to the face.*

And we revert back to middle school.

Everybody gets 1000 points.

Now we have Film Dub. Something about two suitors trying to impress girl's father.

You only wish you had a hat like that.

Really, Mr. Beard Guy here really seems hard to impress. Just look at him. He just looks hard to impress.

"Impress me. I dare you."

Man, I wonder what would happen if this guy and Puzzled/Disgusted Greg had a staring contest.

Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh.....Ok. Drew awards everybody 1000 beers.

The final scoring game is Greatest Hits: Songs of the Mechanic.

This is my shoe. Look at it.

No points.

Final Tally:
Greg: 1000 points, 1000 beers
Wayne: 1000 points
Colin: 1000 points, 1000 beers
Ryan: 1000 points, 1000 beers
Bald Guy #1: 1000 points
Bald Guy #2: 1000 points
Estate of Cab Calloway: 100,000 points.
Total: 106,000 points, 3000 beers

The Estate of Cab Calloway has the most points, but the victory goes to Wayne.

Cumulative Total: Season 1, Episodes 1-15: 5,132,622.5

*If you don't get the joke, read this.
** I'm allowed to say that. Both my parents grew up on farms.

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