Thursday, February 4, 2010

The points are just like pants to Tarzan.

Season 1, Episode 13

And we're back for another episode of Whose Line.

This episode starts off with a game of Questions Only, set in the Wild West.

It also apparently involves the Chicken Dance.

Ryan receives 100 points.

Wayne then sings a Prince song to Marie, who does aerobics.

Insert joke about "Artist formerly known as Wayne" here.

No points here, despite Wayne's best efforts.

Next up is a game of "Dead Bodies" involving a mock-up of "The Graduate" and a little old lady who's probably been traumatized.

I'm sure she's been through this many times.

No points, though. Also, when you try to go to sleep tonight, try to get this out of your head:

Good luck.

Maybe a game of sound effects featuring Colin as a hair dresser (irony, lol) will get some points.

Putting aside the fact that he's killed a bunch of
his customers, would you trust this man to
give you a haircut?

Nope. No points.

Lets try again, with Weird Newscasters. Colin is in a soap opera (so he has a long lost relative and amnesia), Wayne is a middle aged woman who is too proud of her body (try not to think about it), and Ryan is Tarzan.

The old Tarzan movies with
Johny Weissmuller.

And Ryan Stiles' interpretation of the character.

And finally some points are the people sitting behind Drew, for really getting into it. It's better than no points, I guess.

We finish off the point section of the episode with everyone's favorite game, Hoedown. About birth.

I'm too tired to come up with a witty caption.
Even I would, it would probably suck anyway.

Final Tally:
Denny: 0
Wayne: 0
Colin: 0
Ryan: 100
People behind Drew: 100
Total: 200

Ryan and the People behind Drew tie for the win, but Colin and Ryan are named as the winners.

Cumulative Total: Season 1, Episodes 1-13: 5017622.5

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