As usual, we begin this episode with "Lets make a Date", with Brad as a Latin American Soccer Announcer, Colin as the Incredible Hulk, and Ryan as Ian's daughter having a tantrum.
Brad manages to get himself nearly killed several times.
"HULK INDIFFERENT TO SUFFERING OF
LATIN AMERICAN SOCCER ANNOUNCER!"
"HULK IS BORED NOW. HULK WILL
NOW GO PLAY TOUHOU*!
THAT WILL SURELY CALM HULK'S NERVES!"
"HULK ABSCONDS WITH RYAN STILES!"
Next up is Moving people, which supposedly has something to do with an earthquake of some sort during Ryan and Colin's honeymoon.
I see the resemblance.
Moving is Greatest Hits: songs of the Ant Farmer. Both difficult to sing about and to actually get a decent picture of. Which is why you get this:
The final scoring game is Party Quirks.
Ian is a gangster being riddled with bullets,
Wow, not only do Colin and Ryan have the most points, but Drew actually declares them the winners! I guess the points actually do matter this time around.
Cumulative Total: Season 1, Episodes 1-14: 5,026,622.5
* The Touhou games, while a lot of fun and having awesome music, are not good games to play to calm yourself down. They are part of a genre which is known as "Bullet Hell", and for good reason. Think "Space Invaders" or "Galaga" but on steroids. For example this is typical Touhou level, taken from the game "Embodiment of Scarlet Devil". Keep in mind that a) this is only halfway through the game, and b) it is the "normal" difficulty level (read "what you play if you aren't that good"). Yeah, the Incredible Hulk should probably not play it, lest he destroy not only his computer, but the house the computer is in.